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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Kraka-chan

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Granted. Now everyone can annoy the living heck out of you by shooting you non-stop. Either that, or you live for one thousand years and not die of boredom... you go crazy instead.

I wish that I was a superhero! *fingers crossed*
 
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Granted, but you can't live with the truth. This is the part where you go into mental hospital.

I wish I had a car that didn't need any fuel to run.
 
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Granted, but you forget everything else, and eventually starve to death.

I wish I had a golden NDS.
 

Alter Ego

that evil mod from hell
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Granted, but it will need to be habitually charged with the blood of a virgin decapitated in a complex heathen ritual involving a hawk, an eggplant, and a sharpened chopstick.

I wish for the reign of crappy dubs to come to an end.
 
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Granted, but that will make all the crappy subs take over the world instead. Cuz for some reason, all the new good dubs have to be subbed. Crappily subbed.

I wish I had a Pokémon that could teleport me to places.
 

Shika

F o r e s t Wizard
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granted, but it will only teleport to places you hate most.

I wish I could have more than 24 hours a day
 
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Granted, but you'll age faster and die before everybody else in your... age.

I wish I could have tons of muscles without working out.
 

Sounds

Attrapez les tous!
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too bad,all u got was meat...
i wish that...that...that nothing bad happens to me...
 
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Granted, but then God strikes you down because you're too well off. That's not a bad thing, since it's cool to be struck down by God.

I wish I had a Charmander.
 

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Attrapez les tous!
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granted but it evolved into a charmeleon too fast,so u then got so sad u couldnt live anymore...
I wish for something bad to happen to me
 

Yu_&_Rei

♪Its Quiz Time!♪
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granted but a whole bunch jet planes come and shoot you down I wish I had a perfect Lucario that was perfect at everything and couldn't be kidnapped and would always love and protect me and was able to swim and could never get ill or die of old age. and would never catch a disease.
 

Yu_&_Rei

♪Its Quiz Time!♪
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granted but when you go tot the bathroom to fix your hair the toilet grabs you and eats you, I wish I had magic powers of controlling nature.
 
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