Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but suddenly, it reverts to Vista! :o

I wish that I had an awesome face mask.

Granted. 8888 MILES WORTH OF STRING UNTIL EXPLOSION, HELLZ YEAH!

I wish for Damp.

Granted, but it dries!

I wish for World War >:D

Granted. You are now Weegee.

I wish for birds to be flipped.

Granted. However, you are banned from ever posting here again, so the wish was moot.

I wish for banhammer.

Granted. You stole it from NEETo >.>... and he's mad at you

Btw... nice sig. jiggly xD

I wish for soup.

Denied, because soups are not nice.

I wish for cheaper prices!

Granted. The soup is scalding hot and melts you.

I wish for the next idiot to use "Denied" to be hanged.

Granted, it was you. :P

I wish my brother would stop watching Dora the Explorer. :)

Granted, but you were a gay. :P

I wish all gays will become real girls. :D

granted, it then paints a permanent splatter on your signature and thus rendering it unusable.

wishes fat nobodies wouldn't hide behind a youthful facade on the internet.

Granted. The internet now becomes an entirely desolate place due to an escape from real life was just lost.

I wish for SCARLET DISCO.

Wish granted, but it gets remixed into Scarlet Rap ft. Vanilla Ice a few years later.

I wish for you to fight me.

Granted. Well... I'm not sure how to tell you this but...

I wish for Meiring Ramen.

Granted. Unfortunately, the other clarinets get jealous that they aren't cared for so well and rise up against there owners, resulting in an event know as The Great Clarinet Massacre.

I wish for something nice