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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

WillPowerPedro

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When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
 

Zayphora

Don't mess with the lights...
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518. Insist that every overweight man you see is Santa Claus. then bother them to give you the gun from portal XDDD

Actually, forget I said that. It's really mean.

But if we're still going on the Portal referencing thing...

519. Get a Sharpie and draw the Aperture logo on the bottom of random products :D
 

The Noob Hacker

Praise the sun.
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520. Enter Wal-Mart, with a crazy white wig and a lab coat, by bursting through the front door. Then yell "What year is it?" Once someone, preferably a cashier, tells you the date, run out of the store. Come back five years later in the same manner wearing the same attire, approach the same cashier you did five years prior, ask them the date. Once they give it to you, run about the store like a madman yelling "It worked! It worked!" at the top of your lungs.
 

U.Flame

Maker of Short Games
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Scream at customers for not worshipping Celestia and Luna while throwing MLP books at people claiming to be a prophet.
 
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Zayphora

Don't mess with the lights...
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Get hired as a clerk, and then when anyone tries to ask you anything say something random about Pokemon. Specifically about how much the customer looks like a certain character. The one that they look the least like.
 

ShinyUmbreon189

VLONE coming soon
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530, go into wal-mart with a battery powered guitar amp and guitar, then grab a cart. Put the amp facing up in the basket and have a friend push the cart while your blasting riffs. (I know from experience) haha
 

WillPowerPedro

https://soundcloud.com/cammdavidson
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Write on the walls or draw pictures of Chell.

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Grow an awesome beard and mumble behind walls.
 

ShinyUmbreon189

VLONE coming soon
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Go in with a Michael Myers suit while holding a fake knife and fake blood packets and go up to people and stab them.
 
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