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Old March 18th, 2013 (8:55 PM).
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    Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.

    Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.

    Taser employees.
    When they try to call for help, taser them again.

    Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
    Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
    Which is: Kumquats.

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