Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Denied.

I wish my throat was better.

It's getting waaay too easy in here.

GRANTED.

I wish that these wishes would be more fun to corrupt.

Granted, but instead of making it fun, it gets duller and duller to the point of erasing yourself from the world because of the dullness of yourself. O.o

I wish I got something to do.

Granted. Dying is the "in" thing kids are doing these days. ⊂(ﾟヮﾟ )

I wish I could learn other languages easier.

Granted, but it slips your mind.

I wish that the next poster spoke in riddles.

Granted but do a crash landing.
I wish i was a cat.(LOL i've already started:Fleas,Dandruff,etc.)

Granted, but you get mauled by a dog.

I wish for a pink ladder!

Granted, but the john thune you receive is black >;3

I wish i had a hover car

Granted, but it later breaks down over a lake and then sinks and you nearly drown.

I wish HeartGold/SoulSilver would come out already....

It is out. IN GLORIOUS NIPPON.

I wish ^'s name had a space or something. It's stretching the Legacy postbit. >.<

Granted. It now has the word space in it o.o

I wish that I could have manipulation of time and space.

Granted,but you float into space and can't breathe.
I wish I had the whole collection of warrior cats.

Granted, but they fight against you

I wish for another wish!

Granted, but the explosion of my kidneys somehow makes the nearest universe implode and set on fire, igniting your universe and causing it to explode too, which technically is a consequence of the nearest universe imploding, not a consequence of the loss of my kidneys.

I wish I had my very own pet polar bear, which would not kill me, harm me, or cause any negative consequences for me in any way.

Granted. It's stuffed o.o

I wish that people would not try so hard to make an uncorruptable wish o.o