learned Water Gun - they don't call it Slowpoke for nothing, I suppose - and together he and Heracross are to start pwning Roark. Aron would help too, but her moves are all not very effective against Rock-types. Sorry, hon. Anyway, TEAM TIME!
Slowpoke. Male. Level eleven.
I am counting the minutes until I can get a King's Rock...
Heracross. Female. Level ten.
Wassup, homies? 8D
Aron. Female. Level seven.
I feel irrelevant somehow...
Entered the Oreburgh Gym, admired the multi-leveled spectacle, and utilized said multi-level spectacle to skip the Trainers.
What? I wanna fight Roark, not his younger cousin who can hardly hold a Pokeball.
Oh look, Roark. Nice hat, buddy! (I gotta wonder why you wear those bizarre visors indoors, though. It's not that bright in here, seriously.)
Conway saved the game!
"Welcome! This is the Oreburgh Pokemon Gy... ooh, an Aron!"
He kicked off with Geodude, I with Slowpoke. Not even bothering to Curse first, I went directly for the Water Gun. Of course, Geodude went first, but he was out by the end of the turn.
Cue Cranidos. Switching Slowpoke for Heracross to get everyone some EXP.
Oh my, look at that. Cranidos breaks molds... that could be bad...
Cranidos Headbutted Heracross and fainted her. Critical hit for the loss.
Gooooooooooo Slooooooooowpoooooooooke!
Super-effective Pursuit. Not cool, man.
Roark and Slowpoke both have a sliver of life left.
Roark heals Cranidos, Slowpoke knocks it back down to the same HP total it had before.
Instead of mowing down Slowpoke, Cranidos Leers at him, letting Slowpoke Water Gun it into oblivion. Good going, Roark! No wonder you're the first Gym Leader! 8D
...or, um, not.
Hey, Slowpoke is level twelve now! Nice.
Roark sends out Onix. Instead of mowing down Slowpoke, AGAIN, it uses Screech.
Slowpoke knocks it down to a sliver of health. He gets Stealth Rock'd, which of course does no damage whatsoever.
Slowpoke Water Guns Onix. Game over, success to the nerd on the left.
