Oh officer, I can explain.

Well you see, I'm practicing my tinkering skills by building things, and Groudon's among my favorite Pokemon, so it seemed like an excellent choice. And once I'm done with it, I plan on taking it out for fieldwork purposes. Strictly research related, I'm sure you understand.

I see that your Pokemon appears to have been deforesting our wonderful park with its Cut attack. What do you have to say about that?

I think you were just seeing things, my mons were just giving a really big park member a haircut.

So, your playing a normal copy of XY, right? Explain why you have a Victreebel that can use Z-moves.

That's, umm... part of a DLC pack! It was released as an expansion of XY to compensate for the lack of a Z Version. And, uh, it also happened to be released while no one was paying attention! *whistles*

Hey, you! Did you just use a Rayquaza at the Battle Frontier? Rayquaza is supposed to be banned in such facilities!

That's not a Rayquaza. That's a Shiny Salamence which is green too you see.

You there, Why did you turn that trainer into a Lilligant? You do realise such an action is a crime.

I d-didn't! You see, I just helped her with a costume, Lilligant is her favorite Pokémon!

Hey! Why is that trainer on the ground?! He looks dead... burn wounds?!

(Strangely enough Lilligant is my favourite Pokemon)

Blaine said to the trainer that he better have Burn Heal. It's not my fault he didn't.

You there, did your Lilligant just Mega Evolve? Inform Professor Sycamore at once.

Accessories exist, Madam!

Hey you. Did that Magikarp just evolve into Milotic?!!?

No. That was a Shiny Feebas evolving into Milotic. See the blue here.

Hold it right there, did you just call me Jenny? That is not my name.

Sorry, you confused me. You look just like her, which is a good thing.

Since when does your Bulbasaur know whirlwind?!

That's not Whirlwind. That's....um Grass Whistle.

Hold it right there, Did you just ask Nurse Joy out on a date? What is wrong with you?

Just because you can't find love doesn't mean I can't.

Why are you climbing celestial tower from the outside? You know there is a walkway inside, right?

I am training my Greninja to climb. For moral support I am climbing too.

Why are you wearing glasses as a protagonist in Johto? That is forbidden under bylaw 2.6.2.

Excuse me ma'am. I fell asleep earlier and I woke up with these glasses drawn on my face. I suspect a Jigglypuff.

That very same Jigglypuff seems to be yours! Look at it hugging you! You better have a good explanation for this!

Umm... i can explain you see this is a wild Jigglypuff that followed me home one day.



Hey why are you doing a team skull pose.

It's my new exercise regime.

Hold it right there, why do you have a large red R on your shirt. Also why are you saying 'Hail Giovanni'.

I was told to do this for some money. I can never turn down money!

But look who's talking! What is with that F pose you're doing? And why are your clothes so red?

I've joined cheerleaders!

Hey why are you holding Card Key?

Some dope dropped it.

Hey where'd you get all those rare starter pokemon from?

They can be found just outside Pallet Town!

And why exactly is god of all Pokemon - Arceus, following you?

Maybe he just wants to purge my existence. =p

You there! Did you just make your Pokémon forget an HM without visiting the Move Deleter? That's illegal!