The person below me has never...

Actually, I used GameShark to get 99x Master Balls. Lol. [/fail]

The person below me has never bred a Pokémon and a Ditto before.

False, I whore ditto out to almost all my pokemon.

The person below me has never restarted one of their games.

False, hasn't everyone?

TPBMHN attempted to breed a Ditto with a Legend

Correct, I never have.

The person who posts after I have posted but before anyone else has already posted directly after I have has never not done the opposite of choosing to play in a game where you can choose genders the opposite of their true gender.

...Nyeh?
No, I never have. I always pick female.

TPBMHN tried giving their Pokemon any kind of PokeBlock or Poffin.

Well I used a GS to get some awesome Pokeblocks for my Feebas.

:)

TPBMHN played the PKMN TCG Gameboy Version.

False I have played that game!

TPBMHN nicknamed their pokemon Dork Head!

Yep, that'll be too mean.

The person has never deleted their Rayquaza.

Wrong, I find Rayquaza very boring..X_x

TPBMHN thrown his/her GameBoy, Nintendo Ds, or Nintendo Ds Lite at the Ground/Wall.

Yes I have, about A Million times.

TPBMHN tried finding MissingNo, in Pokemon R/B

True, I haven't, I don't use hacks.

TPBMHN...bought something the magikarp salesman. xD

I did, I used it too :D

TPBMHN had a power level of OVER 9000!!!!

Correct, my power level is a paltry 8671 =(

The person who posts after I have posted but before anyone else has already posted directly after I have has never played a console pokemon game.

wrong pokemon stadium 2 xD

tpbmhn beaten the elite four with a single pokemon

Yes, and I forever love my Sceptile for that. [glomp Sceptile]

The person below me has never played Pokémon Pinball before.

False! I used to play it all the time.

The person below me has never been tempted to play the pokemon mmorpg advertised on this site. (True for me.)

False.

I played the actual MMO game before it was advertised on here. xD This one is just spyware.
The game wasn't that great, ohbytheway.

The person below me has never caught a Shiny Pokemon in FireRed or LeafGreen, assuming they've played one or the other.

True.
The person below me has never tried to use strength on the truck in red/blue.

Yup, never even saw the dang thing in person.

TPBMHN cloned in Emerald.

True. I don't want to break my game.

TPBMHN used a Gameshark.

I post. ([@_@])

Kururururu....