Part 1 - The beginning of the end
Why would I waste my money on a Pokemon game?
Ba..Bato Ba...Ba7o? **** it.
EPIC PURPLE LIZARD used CUTSCENE!
So we got a tree at the left...a sausage dog at the right...and a big cuddly bear in the middle, d'awwwwww
Sir! Yes sir! No matter what happens, I'll pay attention!
Why is the little guy bald?
He's still there...aren't I supposed to be reading this? Meh, thar be savestates for a reason ;)
So this letter is adressed to RAN, eh?
Well she read my report card, so I have every right to read her mail!
Her letters are almost as interesting as cutting my toe nails.
*But there was no reply*
What the...no comment.
So I'm going to be attacked by midgets in top-hats and capes?
Can't wait.
So you gamble, drink, watch the sports and play pool with that little guy?
I don't believe you.
How does he reach the pool table?
Where did he go? **** I upset him, didn't I?
I'm tempted to say I'm a girl just to troll him.
"Good"? And why is the fact that I am male a good thing, sir?
Dayum!
I...have no idea who that is o_o
Uhh...blonde guy...blonde...
Dayum!
...What the hell sort of name is Kabouchi?
Actually, looking at my laptop's clock, it's only 3am.
...Who the hell lies on their face when they sleep?
No Black Ops :\
.
..
The tension's killing me!
Seriously hurry up...
Oh for the love of christ!
...That's it?
Achievement unlocked: Waste time!
Rude = Nice?
Of course! It all makes perfect sense!
Tip top tappity tap.
*OUTSIDE*
...Kinda like Sinnoh.
I can't find a start key :(
I'm going to do my laundry!
Your...lab? Must be a pretty big place.
Up the stairs...
What. Ok so we've seen a midget Magician, a midget lab, what's next, a blonde?
Of course.
BLAME THE MAGIC MAN, NOT ME!
And it was morning, actually.
There are no other people, sir. It's all in your imagination.
You can count. Well done.
Dayum!
CHAPEBAYA
The stupid name Pokemon.
TODAD
The derp face Pokemon.
COALCHU
...I don't even know.
Spoiler:
Why would I waste my money on a Pokemon game?
Ba..Bato Ba...Ba7o? **** it.
EPIC PURPLE LIZARD used CUTSCENE!
So we got a tree at the left...a sausage dog at the right...and a big cuddly bear in the middle, d'awwwwww
Sir! Yes sir! No matter what happens, I'll pay attention!
Why is the little guy bald?
He's still there...aren't I supposed to be reading this? Meh, thar be savestates for a reason ;)
So this letter is adressed to RAN, eh?
Well she read my report card, so I have every right to read her mail!
Her letters are almost as interesting as cutting my toe nails.
*But there was no reply*
What the...no comment.
So I'm going to be attacked by midgets in top-hats and capes?
Can't wait.
So you gamble, drink, watch the sports and play pool with that little guy?
I don't believe you.
How does he reach the pool table?
Where did he go? **** I upset him, didn't I?
I'm tempted to say I'm a girl just to troll him.
"Good"? And why is the fact that I am male a good thing, sir?
Dayum!
I...have no idea who that is o_o
Uhh...blonde guy...blonde...
Dayum!
...What the hell sort of name is Kabouchi?
Actually, looking at my laptop's clock, it's only 3am.
...Who the hell lies on their face when they sleep?
No Black Ops :\
.
..
The tension's killing me!
Seriously hurry up...
Oh for the love of christ!
...That's it?
Achievement unlocked: Waste time!
Rude = Nice?
Of course! It all makes perfect sense!
Tip top tappity tap.
*OUTSIDE*
...Kinda like Sinnoh.
I can't find a start key :(
I'm going to do my laundry!
Your...lab? Must be a pretty big place.
Up the stairs...
What. Ok so we've seen a midget Magician, a midget lab, what's next, a blonde?
Of course.
BLAME THE MAGIC MAN, NOT ME!
And it was morning, actually.
There are no other people, sir. It's all in your imagination.
You can count. Well done.
Dayum!
CHAPEBAYA
The stupid name Pokemon.
TODAD
The derp face Pokemon.
COALCHU
...I don't even know.
