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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

tnfsf11

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#1183 Walk around wearing a hoodie ONLY! Also it must read the first letter of every word of "State of Louisiana & Utah T-shirts".
 
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#1184

Eat all thier cake. Tell them your reason for it is "the cake is a LIE!"
 
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1185: play that moonbase alpha video over the pa system

1186: obtain a super saiyan wig and act out an over-the-top anime in the store

1187: steal a shovel and start digging in the store. if anyone asks what ur doing, say ur diggig for buried treasure

1188: cut a slot in a yellow potholder and run around picking up small goods wih it while shouting "WAKA WAKA WAKA". if a guard catches you, curl up on he ground making he pacman death noise. if you find a piece of food, throw it at the guard while going "BWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWOEOOOOO"
 

SSJ4Ash

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#1194
Buy a female dog, name it life, have her attack people in Wally World

#1195
Buy all of Wall-mart's stock and use your new owner power to rename it "Don't-give-any-****s-at-all" Mart.
 

diab_low

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#1199

Start a wild rant about the end of the world and talk about the coming of Christ until customers leave the store in fear.
 

Emerald_Fire

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#1200: Do The Safety Dance in all of the aisles. All of them.

Hey, we're 120% of the way there!
 
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