Things you wouldn't say to get a date.

I just thought this would be some nice fun. I wanted to make a "Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer" thread, but there is already on. So this one will work nicely.

How this thing works is you pretend you've walked up to a girl/boy, and you're about to ask him/her out. Now as the name implies, you pretend you don't know the girl/guy at all, and you say and/or do something you wouldn't want to say and/or do to ask the girl/guy out.

Please keep this as...um...undirty as possible!

Have fun!

Uhhhh. Did you get them fixed?

*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?

Erm..Do you have mirrors in your pants 'cause I can see me in 'em?

~You're the ugliest girl I've ever seen! You're a man!? Oops, sorry...

~You're not the best lookin' girl, but I can't do any better than you. The hot girls won't take me.

*Walks up to a girl* I love you..

^ 50% chance to not get a date or maybe you will..LoL..

(70% chance to get slapped. XD)

*throws his gun on a bartable* *turns to girl* Want to polish my gun, if you know what I mean?

Sorry if this is a bit dirty lol..Not to much though..

"Hey have i seen you in a porno? Do you wana go out sometime?"

Raichu Master said:

*walks up to girl* You REALLY know how to grow those, don't ya?

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*smacks all the way to next year* j/k

My butt itches.

Have you had plastic surgery?

"Mmmmmm... I see some action in that body of your's!" XD

^
Man, that was seriously dirty to say, and 100% you'd get kicked or slapped. XD

(I meant dirty dirty as in...stuff you can't say on PC. XD)

I don't mind you, even though your a sl*t.

MAN: Did it hurt?
WOMAN: What?
MAN: When you fell from heaven?
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MAN: Want to go somewhere?
WOMAN: Sure. You go to your house and I'll go to mine.
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Are you tired? You must be since you've been running around my mind...
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Was your father a thief? He must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.
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I will not leave until I get seven...seven digits that is!

Just to name a few...but these are more like pick-up lines...but the end result may be the same thing.

All of them are pick-up lines. Actually...those are really good...why haven't I used any of them before!? I'm such an inconsiderate person! XD

Hi, I'm a jerk. What are you?

HA! Did you hit ever branch on the ugly tree?

Alot of people think your ugly, terrifying even! But I have my beer goggles on, what do I care if your butt ugly?

Hey, baby, whats your sign?
Heaven must be missing some angels..
Is that a bottle, or are you happy to see me?

XD I hope I dont get in trouble for that last one

How old did you say you were?

Like it? Love it? I bet you want some more of it!

Hubba hubba hubba........

*drools* uhhhh *drools*................
I am what? You are what? YOU HAVE WHAT? Lets go!