Things a Pokémon anime character never say

Meowth: I think I need to stop eating McDonald's for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Skitty: Bomberman vomit for breakfast!? Yuck!

Brock: Professor Ivy (edit: oh wait, he said it 27:30 into M07)

Jessie: forget these lousy robots that we get from the Boss! Go MEGAZORD!!!
Pikachu,Ash&Co.:O_O OMGZ! That's cheating.

Ash: I'm sick of those using a lot of Pokémon here. GO, DIGIMON!

Ash: Forget Pokemon&Digimon! Go Neopets! (LOL)

Ash: Alright! I'm a pokemon champion!

Yeah, like that's gonna happen...

Dawn: Forget becoming a Pokémon Coordinator. I want to be a Pokémon Champion!

TheShinyMew: Yes, like this event is going to happen.

Kodai: Forget Zoroark. I'll use Lucario instead!

*A Chao appears*
May: Go, Pokéball!

May: I'm not hungry.
Jessie: It's inner beauty that counts.
Meowth: How about this time we quit while were ahead instead of going for Pikachu.
James: How about we don't follow Ash.
Meowth after being blown up by Pikachu: (Silence.... or anything but Looks like Team Rockets blasting off again!).

Ash:Team rocket IT HAS BEEN TEN YEARS TEN @#$%^%* years for pikachu here take it is not even shiny and i have other pokemon why because i don't follow kids with pokemon i even have a F#@#^(^ GREYMON and that is not even from this world.

Ash: Go, ChuckNorris!
Chuck: Why did I sign up for this? *Sigh* Chuck- Nor, Norris!

James: We're going to catch Pikachu with our new Pokemon.
Ash: I doubt it, go Torterra!
Jessie: Go, Blue-eyes White-Dragon!

*A something in grass*
Ash: Hey there is something here? Maybe a wild Pokemon? Let's catch it!Go Pikachu!
*Pikachu goes. A Pokemon appears....
A wild MissingNo. appears!*
Ash:What the #@!# A MissingNo.!
*MissingNo uses TM43 which makes world... um better don't say this*
Pikachu: What the **** !?
Gary:It looks that better If I would get role in another episode where world doesn't look like THIS
THE END


Post-event dialogue:

Jessie:What about this new Pokemon which we got?
James:I don't know but... better don't summon it from his/her Pokeball.
Jessie:Better do it.
James:Ok, but everything that happen is because of you!
Meowth:Go, Female symbol!
*Female symbol used Explosion*
James,Jessie,Meowth:Team Rocket blasted off, again!
James: (whispers)I said that better it was not summoning THIS thing out of Pokeball

Ash: Go, Sonic!
Sonic: Why did I sign up for that? OK. Son-ic!

Misty: Go, Gatomon!

*A Bandit from Yoshi's Island appears out of nowhere*
Dawn: Go, Pokéball!

Brock: Go, Yoshi!

(Battling with Ash's Pikachu)
White Bomberman: What did Dr. Ein says about his level?
Black Bomberman: It's over 9000!
White Bomberman: What!? Thousands!? No way this mouse has th....
*Pikachu uses Volt Tackle*

Misty: Go, Bomberman!

Max: Well I be! Meditites, attack Team Rocket!
May: You too, Kangaskhans!
Ash: Go Pikachu!
Brock: Go Geodudes!
Meowth: Oh, no!

Ash: IMMA JOIN TEAM ROKIT 4 TEH EVULZ

Ash: You've reached your final evolution and are a very strong member of my team, I'm not going to release you and I will use you in battles.

Ash: I'm going to replace Pikachu with a Blockhead Clefairy!

Pikachu: Go Ash!

Yeah, like that event appearing to be reversed.

James: Hahahaha. Look at you (Ash) and your buff partner. (Brock)

Ash: At least I'm not the one living with a cat.

James: AT LEAST I GET SOME PUS...ow dear...that doesn't sound too good in this context.

Ash: LOLOLOLOLOL

Pikachu: Ash is cool!
Aipom: PikaPika
Ash: Go, Arceus!

Brock: Oh, it's just Nurse Joy... I'll be leaving now.

Ash: *BLEEP* YEAH SEAKING!

Pikachu - Pika Pika Pikaaaa!
Piplup - Pip Pip Pip Piplup!!
Pikachu - Pika Pika =(
Piplup - Piplup!!!

Ash - What the *Bleep* are you two talking about!? Speak english! I want *Bleeping* Meowth here to translate for me now!