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Old July 29th, 2011 (11:38 PM). Edited July 31st, 2011 by #Emochu.
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    IMPORTANT NOTE: This LP does not show all chapters in one post, read on to the next posts to see the following chapters.

    Finally found a Pokemon hack which has some Fakemon in it!

    I was inspired by Zorak and Redchocobo as well as you LPers to do this.

    I will reward Glory Points to those who help me make decisions and names in this LP! The more I like the idea/choice, the more Glory Points rewarded!

    Chaputa 1: To the rescue of a gender confused fugitive!
    Spoiler:



    But really a group of people.


    Nanananana, dew drop slips off leaf into pond, byutiful myusic.


    I'm pretty sure she's staring at that Latios's a**.


    WAT


    What flight? Where the hell did you come from??


    Does that mean treasure? I'm more interested in insects tho'.


    But you look exactly like Professor Birch
    Probably ran away from Hoenn and changed your name. Maybe he opened his door to an angry mob? Like in that Simpsons movie.


    You lied to everyone about your name


    He has an Umbreon
    ...*shudder*
    He must be an Eeveelution furry....


    Yeahyeahyeah we get the point


    So they're named after jewels, does that mean they have mines for the jewels? Will I get a free sample?! Can I give it to my Mum??!!
    Then she'll have no choice but to buy me a 3DS


    Wonderful description, but you've just spoiled my whole adventure


    I have a key, not a keyhole ,sooo I'ma boy.


    It's my real name, I'm sorry if you wanted something like ''Xaxorz'' or ''Dragon_Master_Slayer_54876''. Also notice that the clothes I'm wearing are differently coloured, I kinda like that :3


    You've got serious problems dude


    O all-knowing God in Heaven, please don't let this man rape me :'(


    Oh thank God..
    Wait, whut, back up the bus,
    How do you even know my father? And since when has he made the biggest scientific discovery of the modern world?

    Not shown, him saying something about one of my brothers whom he also doesn't know.


    Which one? I've got two.


    That's not my dad's name!!! Wait...are you saying I'm an orphan who's adopted??

    Then he said something about arriving to town and I shrunk and nowwwwwww-



    -I'm in a moving truck and praying that those heavy boxes don't crush my little body.


    Yes that actually happened, I popped out of what was supposed to be a truck, but instead, thin air.


    Your not my mum....I really am an adopted orphan now :'(
    Oh and what truck? I thought I arrived in an invisible dark room with heavy boxes.


    I thought we were in Dewford town in Hoenn, but then I remembered Professor Birch Willow.


    Is that our house? It's tiny!


    I like beaches


    I want a cage bed like Stocking's!


    Roomy and grrrrrrrrrroomy

    Not shown, her saying ''The pokemon do all the''


    *Sad violin music*


    I guess the houses are built undeground which is why they're so bigger than what they look like outside. Jus' saying.


    Brok brok-brok brok brokka brock!

    Not shown, me setting clock to 3:41 am


    I've got Sonic Adventure 2 Battle on the Game Cube!


    Nah, the Poke-slaves did it. *Sad violin music*


    *Saaaaaaad viiiiooooliiin muuuuuusiiiiic*


    It probably says something like ''Suck my d*** f**!''
    PHIL YOU MEANIE.


    Seriously, why is my chair facing that way??


    Well, at least he's MUCH MORE WAY PAST nicer than a certain brother I know...


    Awwwwww bromance :3


    Need to take a wank


    Why the hell is there a Hoenn region map in Jewel isl-


    -Oh. Well, I won't look at anything else on it, don't wanna spoil anything, this is a blind LP after all.


    It appears that Poitons are called Nectars in this game, sounds tastier I guess :3


    I miss it when I real mum would tell me to come over here quick...


    I miss it when my real mum would ask me to change back the channel...


    F*** I even miss it when my real mum would breast feed me!


    BOB


    :<


    I don't like watching the news :<


    I wonder who he could be?


    Oh. That gender confused sick f***


    Out of all the places, we had to be next door


    Notice that cloud behind me as I get out.


    Well what do you know, a talking Pikachu...just cutely sitting there blurting out basic information :3
    From now on I'm calling him ''Speakachu''


    Another informative person! (Just wanted to say, this screen capture was number 69, lololololololol.)


    You've went from informative, to completely vague. There is no such thing as ''regular type'', FA'BOI!!! :D


    Oh, so he brought his family and changed their names too.


    I feel sorry for her...:'(

    Not shown, going into her house.


    I take all that sorry back.


    Can I call you bi*** commander Willow?


    Is she into collecting insects?


    Will I be incinerated if I do?


    I'm going to touch her.


    Was she getting ready to do the nasty with her toys on her Pokemon?


    My name is Kamina, leader of the Gurren Brigade, I smite all that deserves not to be forgiven!


    (Just wanted to say, the whole double elipse thing means that the player is ''talking'')


    I'm going to call you Mayo from now on!


    With me right.....I just hope it isn't too much of a pain.


    Your dad's gender confused BTW.


    **** with me :3?


    Has this whole escapade of the Hoenn region effected you in any way at all?

    Not shown, her saying ''Oh! I just Forgot!''


    Isn't he old enogh to know how?


    Bai Bai!


    I have no idea why Phil left the same letter here...


    What's wrong Speakachu?


    Behind that tree, making you brother with a Raichu.


    *!Shocking surprising violin music!*


    AKUSHON TAIMU!!
    (action time)

    Now who should I choose?


    Ralts, who will level up to be this sexy guardian angel, Gardevoir:


    Aron, who will level up to be the destructive boss, Aggron:


    Spheal, who will level up to be the mighty beast, Walrein:


    You choose! You may also choose the nickname I give it, though I'll only use the nick if I like it!


    Thank you and check daily for updates!
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    Old July 30th, 2011 (12:48 AM).
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    Ralts!! And call her Viridiana
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    Old July 30th, 2011 (1:06 AM).
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      Ralts!! And call her Viridiana
      Can you please tell me the referance for that name?

      2 or more votes, and I'll continue!
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      Old July 30th, 2011 (2:01 AM).
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        Get the Ralts : D
        I have no creativity regarding nicknames, but the only thing that came out of my head is "The Trap". (haha this name is really stupid, you can ignore me)
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        Old July 30th, 2011 (2:58 AM). Edited July 30th, 2011 by #Emochu.
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          This is amusing me, a couple more posts and I'll go, tho' I might make my own nick

          But since all starters probably will be at lv. 5, Ralts only knows Growl at that level

          Maybe they hacked it to know confusion?

          EDIT: Quickly people, if I don't see any replies in the next 10 minutes or so, I'm picking Ralts.
          Don't lose you chance!
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            Go for Spheal and name it Blubber! Anyways that was awesome and really funny your doing a terrific job!
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            Old July 30th, 2011 (6:58 AM).
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              After doing some more research, it seems that Obsidian has some variations and there is a newer version in progress (you can only get a demo, yuck I hate demos!)
              But hell no! Completion is perfection!

              @Chaos Jester: Thanks! But this is nothing, it'll get better once the battles start!

              but...

              I'm a very indecisive person, need more choices plz!
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                Ok then what about the Bulbanator
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                Old July 30th, 2011 (7:55 AM).
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                  Go for Spheal and name it Blubber! Anyways that was awesome and really funny your doing a terrific job!
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                  Ok then what about the Bulbanator
                  I wasn't talking about the name, I meant your comment!
                  Ok that's it, I made my decision!

                  Stay tuned! I'll be working on Chaputa 2 and then post it here it's take maybe an hour or two? While I'm at it, VM/PM me for future ideas....if it's even possible!

                  Or check out my other LP!
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                    I say go for the Ralts. As long as you're not fighting a Poochyena you should be just fine. (Well crap. 5 seconds too late. :\) Your LP's great, by the way.
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                    Old July 30th, 2011 (1:10 PM). Edited July 31st, 2011 by #Emochu.
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                      Chapter 2's ready! Wasn't that quick? Also, the last one was 99 SCs, this one's 110.

                      Chaputa 2: The awakening of the epic and legendary starter!
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                      Look, I'm really sorry to all those who wanted a Ralts, it's not cause Chaos Jester told me to, it's because...you shall see soon.


                      A wild servant of Satan troubling and torturing an innocent human! Looks like one of those Ghosts made by those Demon Sisters!


                      Your Powder Snow is a Snow that will pierce through the Heavens and beyond!!!


                      Receive judgement from the garb of the holy virgin! Repent mutha-f***a!!!


                      Poochyena Ghost:FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUAAAAAKKUuuUUUUUuuuuUUUuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!


                      Ehhh....forgot to say, I did a glitch where I walked away, when he said ''Come back!'' I ended up on the other side and I could walk through the bag.


                      Lemme guess, you lifted up their tails to find out their genders?


                      Well that explains everything.
                      Wait a minute, but that was a Poochyena! What kind of Pokemon professor are you?!


                      The moral of this story is to never lift up a Poochyena's Zigzagoon's tail.


                      Hey, it makes a face! Me and him are the eyes, the bag is the nose and the seperation between the sand and grass is the mouth!


                      Yesu?


                      You also found out my whole lifestory in Chapter 1.


                      I really have always wanted a Monster of mass destruction which I could carry with me in my pocket!



                      Hmmmm.....maybe we could lower down the WTFness level?


                      I used Powder Snow twice :I


                      My real father who mysteriously died along with my real family, yes.
                      This old pedo who we haven't even seen yet, NO.


                      For reals?!





                      Nickname everything! That is my policy! That is my absoruto RRUURRUU!!


                      50 Glory Points to Chaos Jester and 50 to me!
                      Damn that 10 char limit! He is known as Captain Blubberlahagus and his Golden Sporkscrew of Secks! Don't you forget that!(thxDiggeh,urthemostawesomestspritereventhoughyouleftPCayearagoorsomething)

                      He is a pirate like Bay Watch! He is head leader of the Emochu Crew (our future team) and his Sporkscrew is certainly, and I say certainly NOT any ordinary combination of a regular spork and a mere screw, it is an extremely, way past cool powerful weapon!!! It is Golden!!! It is so epic and awesome, that it fails to appear in the screen shots!!!


                      Not a darn good trainer, a daaaaaaaaayum good trainer


                      Animal? What the hell is that? This is the Pokemon world! Not the IRL world!!


                      Sure,
                      ?


                      Is she into bondage?


                      What else can she teach me? Hehehehehehe *Bricked*


                      Yes your majesty! I'm off to save the Kingdom of Hearts! (Gonna play it on the PS2 soon but not doing and LP )


                      I love you too Speakachu!

                      Then I waddled around the sand and decided to check my Cpt. Blubber


                      Yes, Captain Blubberlahagus is quite relaxed....even in war.


                      Caviary trail, go watch the 12th Panty and Stocking season 1 episode and you'll get the referance.


                      Now let's see what lies in this forest!


                      It's actually an alien who's eyes appear to be 2 bird heads....


                      Over and done!





                      Sugoi!


                      That bull****-bird won't last here long enough! (Cowgirl voice)


                      Feel the freeeeeez (Sexy echoing lady voice)


                      The rest of the birds I killed were:


                      A really thin and mad turkey, jaaaaaaaaaaaaaive turkay.


                      Boring bird (Sorry, I just don't see the fun in Taillow/Swellow)


                      But the bird made Captain Blubber learn a strong move at an early level!
                      Bird is the Word.


                      Interesting, just like in HGSS!

                      Moar birds:


                      Small round green bird.


                      Big grey bir-waWAHaAHwAHwha Holy f**!!!
                      Wow zatsu supa kooru! (that's super cool)
                      M-must. Have.

                      *Reaches into the balls sac*


                      No balls beibeh.
                      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


                      Well at least I'll get giga exp. points!


                      Told ya!


                      Northern Laaaaaaaaaaaights~


                      The bush that I'm facing is rock solid, you actually can't walkthrough it.


                      I like Corral Crossing alot better than Oldale town.


                      A Pokemon Mart....like a cold store right?


                      Who gives a crap about what he's saying, look carefully, there's a ripple on pond behind us, that's right, he just led me through and we walked over it as if it was frozen. First I pop out of an invisible dark room, now the pond, Jewel islands has such f***ed up logic and physics!!!!!


                      ~Oh hunny bii, sweet hunny bii, bring mii some necterrrrr~~


                      I'm only showing this once, just so you know how the Nurse is like.


                      Heal and cleanse him of his impurities.

                      Not shown, me going to visit a random house.


                      Welcome to my world.


                      Why don't you become a Fallen Angel and slay Ghosts?


                      -Meh-


                      Finarri, furry path.

                      The Pokemon that you can find on this route are:


                      A snake! I like snakes.


                      A lucky cat! Put it on your kitchen counter or something.


                      A perky pitbull! Perfect for bimbos to put in their purses.


                      A sneaky rat! It'll be looking up girls' skirts before you can say ''Hentai''


                      A fellow fox! Keep away from furries.


                      A fat-a** bunnyracoon! Guaranteed to sneak into your fridge.


                      A milf dinoroo! Nobody want's to get kicked from those legs....if it's even possible.


                      A derp-face moose! Shaves it's entire a** all day.


                      A mama cow! 4 udders produce 4 flavours: pasteurized, chocolate, strawberry and caramel milkshake!


                      A beefy bull! According to some dex entry that states it whips itself with it's 3 tails, it's an S&M bull.

                      That's all I found, Chaos Jester said that there was a Lugia here, or at the last route. Now we're off to Mayo!


                      Isa here! At your cervix! Ready and circumsized!


                      You talk to yourself alot Mayo! What were you wondering if?


                      He is a gift from the highest of the Heavens, not your dad!
                      *Angel hymn*


                      My first trainer battle! Against Mayo!


                      I'll teach you what the Emochu crew is all about!


                      Alright, show us your monster!


                      Aaaaand it just had to be the beefy bondage bull. But it means giga exp. points!


                      Fly away now Captain Blubber!


                      Squirt! And then it died, now that's what I call bull sh**! (lolperfectpun)


                      Isn't that a bit too early? :\


                      Upgrado!





                      At least he can now summnon down pours from the Heavens!


                      You finally know he's a part-time pedobear


                      Me and Cpt. Blubberlafugus are bros 4 life
                      I might use it again if he learns Rollout by any chance...doubt he will.





                      Cya Mayo!


                      Yes, it was another glitch, I didn't do anything wrong, maybe it's cuz of those trees they added.

                      Not shown, her saying ''Let's head home'' or something like that.


                      Herro.


                      E-E-E-E-E-EXCELLENTO! (If you don't know what I mean, watch this part of Panty and Stocking Ep.4)

                      I think he then said some more crap?


                      She only has a lv.5 Tauros.

                      Then he said even more crap.


                      It won't really matter, your research is probably horrible, you can't even tell the effing difference between a Zigzagoon and a Poochyena!!!


                      ISA recieved the BULBAPEDIA!


                      Is that all? No internet? Apps? Games? It can't even take pics of me and my Pokemon??!!


                      Even the bathroom? And in the future, when we'll probably get married and do it, she'll have that freaking thing with her? New Pokemon found, Isa's d***.


                      You know what, I'll take it everywhere with me too.


                      Is she gonna show me her tits?!


                      Nope, she gave me the ISLAND BALL.


                      *Zips open flyer*

                      She then explained how to capture Pokemon, didn't bother screen capping.
                      And finally, I'm out!


                      He is adorable ATM.


                      Converse or Vans?


                      1. Put on socks.
                      2. Put on shoes.


                      Kay, off to change my socks!

                      Not shown, me going to the Corral Crossing.


                      Onward to the next place!

                      But first, look back at the screen caps, which Pokemon should I catch before I go? I'm already gonna get an Aerodactyl, but I want you to choose an! Choose any one except Aerodactyl, don't forget to suggest nicknames!



                      That took hours, even though I accendently clicked back once.

                      Chaputa 3 will be ready later on tomorro-wait, today! (It's 12:18 AM in Bahrain.)
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                        You can find Lugia in the first route. Also the name was Brilliant I love it!
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                        Old July 31st, 2011 (2:07 PM).
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                          Thank you for going back to check Chapter 2 again for the people who read it yesterday! If you are one of those people and you haven't, do it now or else Cpt. Blubberlafugus will smite you!!
                          Only if you stopped at the screenshot with the Stantler.

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                          You can find Lugia in the first route. Also the name was Brilliant I love it!
                          What, really?! I have this policy for not using legends...but I'll check again! And I'm really glad you like the nickname, I hope everyone likes it.
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                          Don't know why this is rated 1 star, it's good & detailed!

                          Rates 5 Stars!

                          Also, take Ralts! :].
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                          Old July 31st, 2011 (3:34 PM). Edited August 1st, 2011 by #Emochu.
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                            Don't know why this is rated 1 star, it's good & detailed!

                            Rates 5 Stars!

                            Also, take Ralts! :].
                            I feel horrible now.

                            The reason I'm not posting my chapters in one whole post is because I want people to see the past comments, but this happens.

                            Please don't rush off to reply Go look back for other chapters! I don't just do one chapter and leave it for days.

                            But thanks Suicune!!! Just don't make the same mistake again!!

                            Come on people! Reply! I have enough time for 3 chapters today!
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                              I Loled alot reading this. Great job!

                              Also, get Milktank, and call it "Got Milk?" (Lol, i know, i know, lame joke, but come on, it fits perfectly. XD)
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                              Old August 2nd, 2011 (8:37 PM). Edited August 3rd, 2011 by #Emochu.
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                                I Loled alot reading this. Great job!

                                Also, get Milktank, and call it "Got Milk?" (Lol, i know, i know, lame joke, but come on, it fits perfectly. XD)
                                Thanks! It means alot to me!

                                I'm not a big fan of Miltank, but I'll get it just for you!

                                Well, here it is.

                                Chaputa 3: The dark and dreadful swamp!
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                                Well, now that I made my decison, I've decided to catch some monsters and find lugia!


                                Meh...


                                Bleh...


                                Neh...


                                Cheh...


                                Must have.


                                Isn't that awesome? She will serve as the chef of the Emochu Crew!


                                50 glory points to Dark Fox!!
                                BUT, we shall call her Miruku for slang/nicknickname.


                                I'mma milkin mah Miltank! (Hillbilly voice)


                                Grindin' Miruku!


                                And just how is that supposed to help??


                                FINARRI! :D


                                Fool...trying to out-master the milkster...


                                Glub glub glub


                                Ugh. That took forever!


                                This also took forever!



                                Cooru.


                                Fastener. He was once a sharp-clawed rat, now he's a furious dragon! We a shall nicknickname him Fasuna.


                                Chu chu chu chu chu chu!

                                Nowwww back to hyper grindi-


                                WAAAAAAAGH!!!! SHINY BONDAGE BULL!!!


                                How many times has it ripped it's Pissed off elastic band?


                                What were you expecting?

                                Well, heres the team so far after hours of grinding:


                                BDSM Bull, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny.


                                Captain Blubberlafugus and his (unseen) golden Sporkscrew of Secks!


                                Got Milk aka Miruku, don't think about it, just enjoy.


                                Fastener aka Fasuna......demonic pet of the Demon Sisters!


                                Well, here we go!


                                Well, yeah I guess so


                                Nononono baby!


                                AKUSHON TAIMU!


                                How do you like it when my bull does bondage onto itself?


                                I guess you don't like it at all


                                YAY.


                                Wait...now where the hell are we?


                                Oh that's right, the Swamp of Silence...
                                It doesn't really live up to it's name what with all the thunder and lightning.

                                Now let's see what lurks in this marsh...


                                IIRC, bivalves don't live in the swamp


                                Now you see them


                                Now ya don't! :D

                                Continuing on the swamp safari:


                                I heard they have delicious tails.


                                Woopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoopwoop!


                                Lolbellyswirl


                                I could swear it's a walking muffin.


                                What's the freaking point of that hair?!


                                Weird swamp is weird.


                                I actually want this thing.


                                It's melting from the rain!!!


                                How queer...


                                I love insects





                                It's feeling quite horny then! *bricked*


                                Forgot to screen cap the nickname screen.


                                Then I caught him.


                                Because I couldn't fit in ''Rape''


                                Time to drop some one off.


                                Your shinyness no longer interests me


                                I honestly don't see why there is this ''bridge''.


                                NECTAAAAAARS


                                Do you have the balls to do it?


                                Time to do some hyper grinding for Juice and Tentacles!!

                                An hour later


                                Come at me bro! (am i doing it right?)


                                Guess what?


                                I have CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS!


                                Over and done!


                                It is an absolute



                                Let's just get this freaking battle on already! O_O


                                Perufekuto!


                                Of course it did, it had no use in life at all, aren't we all happy now?


                                Come at me sis!


                                Sleep my child......


                                An thus begins the BDSM...


                                Quite tight, isn't it?

                                Now that that's over with, let's head to


                                It's still raining


                                Can you feel the sunshine? Does it brighten up your daaaaaayyy~
                                Isn't tropic cove lovely?





                                Need to restore my nectars and island balls.


                                I don't want to be rude stranger...but could you please...you know....LEAVE ME ALONE?


                                Something like this I guess?


                                You know, I'd really like a Snickers pie, never got to try one but I'm sure I'd love it.


                                I love Snickers, I should buy some, a big pack.


                                It's hard to think about it since I'm fasting atm and I can only eat until sun down. Too bad we don't really have any Snickers here at home, but he have cake, jelly, that dessert my sister made and--


                                ...
                                Lolwhutnow?


                                Your not my biological father, hell I barely even know who you are even though you supposedly adopted me.


                                Yeah, why should you care 'tho?


                                It was a short walk from home you s****y b****...


                                Keep your horrible hands off Cpt. Blubberlafugus!


                                Already am.
                                'Cept I'm definately not like you.


                                Were's my katana when I need it


                                And then this dude comes in.




                                You know the drill of R/S/E, we go out to get him his Pokemon.


                                What the hell are you talking about, we're on a ''Bridge'' and all I see is water, no tall grass.


                                AOKAY :p :D


                                AAAAAGH!! LIGHTNING!


                                Lolwhutnow?



                                Lvl.5 Ralts knows Psychic? Your screwed kid



                                Told ya.


                                W-wait a minute, it's still up? And it's asking me to switch out???


                                Uh oh.....


                                W-well...




                                And then that triangle thing under the health bar started doing weird things and the game crashed

                                ....

                                The end of Pokemon Obsidia-WAIT! I SAVED :D


                                Let's try this again.


                                Because we can successfully play Pokemon Obsidian! Not cause of your stupid Ralts.


                                I like Snickers pies too.


                                Bye bye!


                                I need no advice, fool!


                                Zzzzzzzz.....nah? I wasn't listening


                                Whatever.


                                Finally, good riddance and good grief!
                                Amber Beach!


                                Also, should I keep Got Milk?
                                Until next time! Maybe that'll be later on, depends.



                                *SIGH* That was extremely long, took 3/2 hours to do .
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                                  You left behind a shiny Tauros AND a Politoad! I'll never forgive yoooou! T.T

                                  J/K that was funny. But still I was looking forward to seeing more Shiny BDSM Bull.
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                                    You left behind a shiny Tauros AND a Politoad! I'll never forgive yoooou! T.T

                                    J/K that was funny. But still I was looking forward to seeing more Shiny BDSM Bull.
                                    Hmm, now that you say so, I will make a change ans swap for Miruku.
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                                      Hmm, now that you say so, I will make a change ans swap for Miruku.
                                      Request for bondage based team nicknames for your entire party LOL
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                                      Old August 3rd, 2011 (11:47 AM).
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                                        Request for bondage based team nicknames for your entire party LOL
                                        Don't really know about it, we already have Fastener, Tentacles and BDSM!

                                        Any way update coming soon, God, so many party memebers, we haven't even won one gym badge yet!

                                        I'm gonna work on Chapter 4, meantime, be sure to check out and reply to LP Pokemon Topaz!
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                                        Aha, I didn't notice it was in separate posts, my bad ;_;

                                        Anyways, congrats on Scizor!
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                                          Aha, I didn't notice it was in separate posts, my bad ;_;

                                          Anyways, congrats on Scizor!
                                          Meh, spoiler

                                          I'll post chapters soon!
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                                              Err.....really Chaos Jester? I don't see how....but thanks anyway! :D

                                              I've finally installed Windows Live messenger! Add me to discuss the LP!



                                              Well, heres a quick 77 screen cap update!
                                              Is it me, or do the screen caps have MUCH more cleaner quality? Maybe cuz I started to use Photobucket, it takes less clicks to insert images! :D

                                              Chaputa 4: Beehive tentacle rape forest!
                                              *EDIT: I have deleted this chapter due to the fact that there are many pornographic images in it
                                              I will find the lowlife who had done this*

                                              That took a while...
                                              Don't forget to add me on MSN! We shall discuss my LPs....and stuff...
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