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Old October 17th, 2011 (3:31 AM).
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28. Following the Tweets of your fellow workers.
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Old October 19th, 2011 (6:44 PM).
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29. Open the cash register and give out money.
30. Stand at the front saying "Welcome to Walmart." And then punch people in the gut.
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Old October 20th, 2011 (9:18 AM).
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31. After learning ventriloquism, throw your voice to the cashier with customers, making it sound like he insults the customers.
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Old October 20th, 2011 (2:24 PM).
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32. Run around naked and shout "I'M FREE".
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Old October 20th, 2011 (2:46 PM).
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33. Steal 1,000 items from Wal-Mart.
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Old November 12th, 2011 (10:59 AM).
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34. Turn the main aisle into a giant Slip 'n' Slide by spreading baby oil all over it.
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Old November 12th, 2011 (11:03 AM).
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35, Go into the video game isles with a bowling ball in hand and start using the games lined up behind the glass casing as bowling pins.
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Old November 12th, 2011 (3:21 PM).
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36. Take a bottle of ketchup into the bathroom, put a bunch of it all over you, then come running out of the bathroom and scream. "Noooooo!!! I tried to save him, but I couldn't!"
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Old November 12th, 2011 (8:03 PM).
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37. Ask for the manager, and when he/she comes, slap their face with a giant fish.
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Old November 13th, 2011 (4:21 AM).
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Claim you have C-4's strapped to your chest and threaten them that if they don't give you whatever you want for free or call the cops you will press the detonator.
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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:06 PM).
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39. Release 1,000 live chickens in the store and start bashing things with the chickens.
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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:28 PM).
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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:36 PM).
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41. Run around the store telling everyone you see that the world is going to be taken over by mutant cheese puffs.
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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:37 PM).
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42. Pick your nose, then rub it on the manager's face.
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Fire ~ Field eggs
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Its hooves are 10 times harder
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Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

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jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 13th, 2011 (12:57 PM).
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43; Advertise yourself and your services there so more people see your stoof.
...Then flash them old ladies.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (12:04 AM).
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44. Give a large dose of ecstasy to several zoo animals, including a western black rhinoceros, and bring them into the store to run rampant.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 14th, 2011 (7:32 AM).
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45. Pelt everybody in the store with eggs.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:22 AM).
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Not knowing what a walmart is.
We don't have that in the UK.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:58 AM).
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47; being able to play the game even with no understanding on what it's like at Walmart.
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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:07 PM).
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Not knowing what a walmart is.
I am disappoint.

48. Painting everything in the store in pink.
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#077: Ponyta - The Fire Horse Pokémon
Fire ~ Field eggs
3'03" ~ 66.1lbs ~ 50/50

Its hooves are 10 times harder
than diamonds. It can trample
anything completely flat in moments.

Abilities: Run Away or Flash Fire or Flame Body
Moves: Growl, Flame Wheel, Stomp, Agility
Locations: Pokémon Mansion

Cry

Other names:

jp: ポニータ (Ponyta)
de: Ponita
fr: Ponyta
cn: 小火馬 (Xiǎohuǒmǎ)


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Old November 14th, 2011 (11:42 PM).
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49. Running through the store dragging open bags of cat litter all over the store.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (3:54 AM).
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50; Running through the store throwing cats at people.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (8:03 AM).
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51. Put on a Grim Reaper costume and wave at all the senior citizens in the store.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (8:48 AM).
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52; Put on a bear costume and wave at all the children in the story.
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Old November 15th, 2011 (9:33 AM).
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53. Toss a tennis ball at everyone you see, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"
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