140. Switch the men's and women's restroom signs around.

141. Draw smiley faces on the little people they have on the restroom signs.

142. Run up to random cashiers saying "match it!" as loudly as you can. Often add vulgar insults as well as possibly an angry look on your face and bulging veins.

143. When paying for your purchase, give the entire amount in play money, then run out of the store with the cart.

144. Pay the entire price of your purchase in pennies, then beat the cashier to death with a sock full of batteries and steal the pennies back.

145. Randomly start to cut the cashier's hair, and when they ask what you're doing, say "Your hair looks like an out-of-control bush. I must trim it!"

146. "Sneak" into the store with your body covered by an upside-down trashcan with a slit cut out for your eyes.

147. Throw random stuff at a cashier several metres away, ducking behind something to hide whenever he turns around.

148. Sneak your cell phone into the cashier's pocket, and when it rings say "Hey, your butt's ringing!"

149. Using only food and supplies found throughout the store, cook a full meal in the store and pretend to cook it on one of their grills. Then eat it, raw meat and all.

150. Pick up one of the customer help phones and start chatting it up with the representative on the other line.

151. Steal a walkie talkie from one of the managers on the floor, and say into it "I have taken <manager's name> hostage. If you want him back alive, you must bring me exactly 1,782 Gummi Bears, with all the green ones taken out."

152: Play Insane Clown Posse music on the intercom. :D

153. Start a mosh pit. \o/

154. Play the sound of multiple realistic gunshots followed by screams on a set of iPod speakers.

155. Begin building up a large tower by stacking up multiple objects found around the store, soon resorting to ladders and scaffolds once the tower gets too high to build on. Slowly and gradually invite other people to help you in this task.

156. Paint a mouse yellow and shove it in people's faces, saying "Pikachu is real! I knew it!"

157. Strip the manager naked, paint him red, shave all his hair off and strut him around to the entire store saying "HE'S A FRAUD! DON'T YOU SEE?"

158. Steal a water hose from a fire truck, take it into the store and blast it at everything, occasionally saying, "SQUIRTLE USED HYDRO PUMP!"

159. Yell out "Zellers is better", out loud and on purpose.

160. Place several tortoises strategically throughout the store and suddenly appear right next to each one of them alternating, each time very loudly proclaiming it to be "so zetta slow!" to everyone around.

161. When a cashier is turned the other way, place a cat behind him/her and shine a laser pointer on his/her back.

Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD

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Originally Posted by xelarator Get you and a bunch of people [preferably everyone in this thread] to paint their faces, look like Indians [or Native Americans as I'm told] and stand in front of the WalMart. Yell," WE SHALL TAKE ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!", then charge into the walmart, and steal ALL THEIR STUFFING!!!! Thus succesfully reinacting the latest Southpark Thanksgiving Special. XD

164. Set up your own movies on all of their televisions in the store, while at the same time gathering several microwaves from the store and using them to cook popcorn found in the store while you eat the popcorn and laugh hysterically at the movies, dropping popcorn out of your mouth and being overall very messy while doing so. Slowly gather more and more people to join you in this.

Thanks!

165. Get a machine gun, a rifle, a bazooka[that all fire rubber balls [O.O]], several flashbangs, knockout gas,and a couple of friends. Pretend that your playing Call of Duty, and shoot every person on sight. Get one person to spray them with knockout gas. When they knockout, T-Bag them, all of them!

This will DEFINITELY get you kicked outta WalMart. That is, if you fail. If you succeed, yell," Mission Complete!" and celebrate with idea 164.

And yes, I am one crazy kid. MWHAHAHAHA!!!!!! XD

166. Set everything on fire with napalm grenades and pee on everything to put out the flames. Rinse and repeat.

167. When walking by people, randomly point in a random direction and shout "Whoa, did you just see that?!"

168. Hide in a box near the electronics section of the store. Every time someone goes near the box, scream at them," IN YOUR FACE!!!!!", as loud as you possibly can.

169. Photocopy a bunch of expired coupons and try to pay for your whole purchase with them.
170. Go to the appliance section, turn on all the timers, then run away.