Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

granted, but real Pokémon emerge from the fireworks and start attacking everybody!!


I wish Reshiram would protect me from the human Moltres that now hates me!!

Granted... well Reshiram fails at protecting you and is killed. So now the human Moltres is hitting on you again!

I wish that pokemon was real and that all the pokemon I have on my games and my pokemon cards all became my pokemon in real life and would never kill me even if told to.

Granted, but all the Pokemon are Buizels and Floatzels and no other Pokemon

I wish that Victini looked more fierce

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Granted, but all the Pokemon are Buizels and Floatzels and no other Pokemon

I wish that Victini looked more fierce

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Granted, but it will only be his look, for he shall be weak

I wish snorlax wasn't fat

Granted, but they turn all buff and kill you.

I wish there was a human Articuno.

granted... but, it freezes you to the point of hypothermia!!!


I wish I was married to a Reshiram in real life!

Granted... but,people shun you from society and Reshiram becomes so ashamed the she leaves you

I wish justinrpg would stop loving Reshiram and start loving Zekrom.

Granted, but Reshiram, not feeling the love, goes into a sociopathic rage, killing everyone and committing suicide.

I wish Pikachu was a chameleon.

Granted.. a Charmeleon with no fire on it's tail.

I wish for Raichu to evolve into a good Pokemon in the next game

it evoles but soon contacts a deadly pokemon deaises called "poke-rabies"

i wish for a talking arceus

Granted and it says

Kill all Pokemon.

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I wish for a shiny Victni.

Granted. Too bad that the game cannot handle such an impossible thing yet. The game spirals into insanity. He tried to fix it by going to therapy, but not even that yet. The game soon decides to nail the problem at its source and tosses you into oblivion, where all you have to eat is Raisin Bran, with NO scoops of raisins.

I wish that wishes were called fishes.

denied, (wish not Pokémon related!! Read the rules!!)


I wish everybody would stop making such a big deal about me wanting to be married to Reshiram!

Granted, but now you want to be married to Zekrom!

I wish the original Red and Blue was available in stores like it was new.

granted, good luck trying to pay $100 for it!

I wish people wouldn't turn my married to Reshiram wishes in something Zekrom related! I want to be married to Reshiram, not Zekrom!

Granted,but they turn it Jynx related.

I wish there was a human Zapdos. And this time it won't kill me!

granted, but the human Zapdos is interested in S&M and uses Thunder during love making with you to satisfy it!


I wish the Pokémon, Moltres was my only means of transportation (riding Moltres)

it is granted but eats ur legs of

i wish 4 some pizza to feed my onix

Granted but the flavor is anthrax

For god sake!!!! Can i get a human female Pokemon that doesn't hurt me.