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Old July 10th, 2012 (5:38 AM).
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      Get hired as a clerk, and then when anyone tries to ask you anything say something random about Pokemon. Specifically about how much the customer looks like a certain character. The one that they look the least like.
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      Old July 11th, 2012 (5:20 AM).
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        Old July 12th, 2012 (11:43 AM).
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          Old July 13th, 2012 (11:45 AM).
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              Old July 13th, 2012 (9:07 PM).
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                Old July 13th, 2012 (9:11 PM).
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                Old July 13th, 2012 (9:13 PM).
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                  Old July 14th, 2012 (5:23 AM).
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                    Go steal all the phones, change the background on them to a picture of MissingNo and watch people who buy them think that the phone is messed up. Better yet, steal people's phones and do this to them.
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                    Old July 14th, 2012 (5:31 AM).
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                      Old July 17th, 2012 (3:02 PM).
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                        Go up to anyone who is buying a soda or candy, and scream "YOU ARE BUYING CORN!!" in their face.
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                        Old July 18th, 2012 (3:56 AM).
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                          Old July 18th, 2012 (4:13 AM).
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                          Old July 19th, 2012 (10:21 AM).
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                          TROLLEY CART WARS THROUGH EVERY AISLE IN WALMART!
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                          Old July 20th, 2012 (5:59 PM).
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                              Old July 21st, 2012 (8:32 PM).
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