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Old January 20th, 2013 (12:12 PM).
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    Walk into Wal-mart and steal everything. EVERYTHING.
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    Old January 20th, 2013 (8:15 PM).
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      Start a game of Watermelon dodgeball. Start with the manager.
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      Old January 20th, 2013 (8:31 PM).
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      Play a tango song full blast, start a tango line and dance throughout the store, dragging random people into the line with you. Be sure to drag the manager as well.
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      Old January 21st, 2013 (2:09 PM).
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        1119 bring mew two and rayquaza with u
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        Old January 21st, 2013 (7:41 PM).
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        Old January 22nd, 2013 (8:44 AM).
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          Old February 17th, 2013 (7:13 PM).
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            Old February 22nd, 2013 (1:51 PM).
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            Dump that huge thing of boxed candy they have in the front and then absolutely refuse to clean it up.
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            Old February 22nd, 2013 (1:54 PM).
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              Start swappin the price tags around to where a couch is $2 bucks on the label.
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              Old February 24th, 2013 (12:40 PM).
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                Dress yourself in women's lingerie and walk through the kid's toy isle
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                Old February 24th, 2013 (12:43 PM).
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                  1126. Repeatedly go through the same line, then leave at the last moment to grab something else, then get back in line. Repeat until you've seen the same cashier fifteen times.
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                  Old March 14th, 2013 (7:33 AM). Edited March 14th, 2013 by Melody.
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                    Tell every non-manager associate that "Corporate sent me to tell you, 'You are fired'"

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                    Old March 18th, 2013 (8:55 PM).
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                      Stand in the back of a pick-up truck parked in front of the store, blasting Rob Zombie/Marilyn Manson whilst holding a Morning Star.

                      1129:
                      Tell random shoppers that you have reason to believe that there's a bomb hidden in the meat department.

                      1130:
                      Taser employees.
                      When they try to call for help, taser them again.

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                      Declare the toy isle as a new country, with you as democratically elected leader.
                      Permit nobody access unless they lick the floor, or know the secret password.
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                      Old March 18th, 2013 (11:28 PM).
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                      1132: Give out rat poisons samples to all of the children in the store.

                      1133: Grab the receipt rolls and unroll them down the aisles.

                      1134: Put trip wire everywhere and chase the customers into them.
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                      Old April 6th, 2013 (10:04 AM).
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                        1135: Bring a friend with you and play jousting, with trolleys as horses and baguettes as lances.
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                        Old April 6th, 2013 (4:06 PM).
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                          1136: Build jet packs all around the building and fly it into space. Then all of the aliens etc can enjoy Walmart goods 8)
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                          Old April 6th, 2013 (7:18 PM).
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                            1137: Make all the tv and speakers in the store to play the THX into on loop for a week straight.
                            1138: Any time you see somebody pick up an item from the electronics section slap it out of there hands and scream "No! There trying to conquer us and won't succeed!" then proceed to break everything in the electronic section (except anything pokemon related)
                            1137: Ask to see the store's manager and when the manager arrives scream "Screw the man!" and throw silly putty in his face.
                            1138: Grab all of the 2 liters in the store shake them up and open them(in the electronics section)
                            1139: Dress up like Tingle (from LoZ) and run up to anybody with a green hat and say "OMG A fairy! Holy ****!" Then proceed to throw confetti in there face and run away. Repeat.
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                            Old April 6th, 2013 (7:49 PM). Edited April 6th, 2013 by Foxrally.
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                            1140: Ask for huge samples at your Walmart's ice cream shop. If they don't give you more, threaten to kill then with a spoon.
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                            Old April 7th, 2013 (6:01 PM).
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                              Rig the trash cans to different notes and play can-can.
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                              Old April 7th, 2013 (6:26 PM).
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                                Old April 8th, 2013 (4:15 PM).
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                                  1143: Play and endless loop of Justin Beiber and 1d music for a week.
                                  1144: Poop in the Urinals
                                  1145: Grab a baseball bat from the sports section and hit anything with a picture of/or contains the word baseball.
                                  1146: Replace all the soap dispensers with silly string shooters.
                                  1147: Hack into the security camera's and set them up to play Rick Astley's never going to give you up every time you enter the store.
                                  1148: Run through the store screaming "Leedle Leedle Leedle Lee!"
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                                  Old April 10th, 2013 (2:11 PM).
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                                  1149: Get a trashcan from the street and throw the trash everywhere in the mart.

                                  1150: Bring a radio eith you and turn the sound max and dance shaking your ass in the items.
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                                  Old April 11th, 2013 (11:46 AM).
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                                    Blow the store up with a nuke

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                                    Step 1: Kill a brony
                                    Step 2: Kill a brony
                                    Step 3: Kill a brony
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                                    Realise Umbr30n's head wasn't the Bowling Ball but the head was actually DarkPokéball's. Then, make a total laugh by selling DarkPokéball heads.

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                                    Randomly say "BREADBIN" after someone gets nearer to where you are.
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                                    Old April 12th, 2013 (5:01 AM).
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