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Old February 7th, 2014 (7:42 PM).
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    ... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

    Then arceus warps into the bar and...
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    Old February 10th, 2014 (10:13 AM).
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      ... And finds the other togepi who is getting hugged to death and joins in.

      Then arceus warps into the bar and...
      And becomes a Housewares type because he stepped on a plate (haha..plate..)

      So the bartender, a Luvdisc, enters the bar to start her night shift...
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      Old February 10th, 2014 (7:47 PM).
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      ...and was thrown around by drunk mons, thinking the Luvdisc was a boomerang.

      ...and then a Spoink spoinked into the bar...
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      Old February 11th, 2014 (7:48 AM).
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        ...and poured a pint of lager on its pearl.

        So, a Beartic comes into the bar...
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        Old February 11th, 2014 (7:51 AM).
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          ...and falls over smashing a table,

          then, an Avalugg walks into a bar...
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          Old February 13th, 2014 (4:44 AM).
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            and then the drunk mons thought he was a table

            so the lawyer honchkrow inters the bar
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            Old February 13th, 2014 (2:36 PM).
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              ... and gets a arrested for getting a drink on duty.

              Groudon awakens underneath a bar and...
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                ...completely demolishes everyone and all they love, taking the bar itself with it.

                A Lapras swims over to the remains of the bar...
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                Old February 19th, 2014 (1:13 PM).
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                  and dies because of the wounds the splinters of the bar caused.

                  so a Carbink floats over the dead body of the Lapras...
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                  ... and summons his friends to compact their minerals together and form a brand new bar dedicated to the memory of the poor deceased Lapras, becoming sturdier and more impressive than ever.

                  A Pachirisu then walks into the bar...
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                  Old February 21st, 2014 (8:27 PM). Edited February 26th, 2014 by lucariokul.
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                    So a Mega-Lucario walks in with a normal Lucario and a Shiny Riolu...
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                      And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
                      So, N walks into a bar...
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                      Old March 2nd, 2014 (10:18 AM).
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                        And decides to take up running a trainer school and first gym in Aspertia after he learned that Lenora was on a pregnancy leave.
                        So, N walks into a bar...
                        And, because of his ability to talk to pokemon, is having the best bartender ever.

                        So, a Diancie comes to talk about her problems....
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                        Old March 2nd, 2014 (12:30 PM). Edited March 2nd, 2014 by lucariokul.
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                          And a trainer tries to kill her and claim her diamonds, running out after, pursued by half the Pokémon in the bar..


                          So a Dragonite enters with an injured absol...
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                          Old March 9th, 2014 (4:49 AM). Edited March 9th, 2014 by Uxie101.
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                            And Dragonite splashes a cup of water on the injured absol,In front of people

                            So a Meloetta walks into a Bar.
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                            Old March 9th, 2014 (11:44 AM).
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                            And gets wrapped into singing for the bar all night.

                            So a Wurmple walks into a bar...
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                            Old March 9th, 2014 (12:24 PM).
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                              Ands becomes cocooned in the curtains.


                              The Absol wakes up and the Dragonite leaves...
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                              Old March 10th, 2014 (7:06 AM).
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                              ...and the Absol predicts that something HORRIBLE and CREEPY and SPOOKY will happen to the next Pokemon that walks in!!!

                              So an Alakazam teleports into a bar...
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                              Old March 10th, 2014 (12:31 PM).
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                                And loses it's concentration on it's psychic abilities, which results in its head falling off! (Read it's Pokedex entries)


                                A shiny Riolu comes in and asks for a hot chocolate with ginger...
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                                Old March 11th, 2014 (6:27 AM).
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                                but he is denied service, because the owner has never caught a shiny and resents them!

                                So a Phanpy walks into a bar...
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                                Old March 11th, 2014 (6:56 AM).
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                                and tries to roll out some changes, but the owner is having none of that. (ha ha ha roll out get it because Phanpy can learn rollout wow funny)

                                So a Houndour walks into a bar...
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                                Old March 11th, 2014 (12:03 PM).
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                                  And attacks the tables, which have mega-stones in them.


                                  Miror B moonwalks in... ( The Absol, Riolu, and Lucario all hide)
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                                    and pays for everyone's new hairdo of the Pokeball 'fro.

                                    So a Farfetch'd stalks into a bar....
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                                    Old March 11th, 2014 (9:20 PM).
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                                      And runs out when he realised the bartender is eating Onion Soup.










                                      Lugia teleports in (He cannot fit through the door)...
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                                      Old March 13th, 2014 (3:25 AM).
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                                      And since he is crowding the whole room with his massive size, the owner tells him to leave!

                                      So a blind Spinda walks into a bar...
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