Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but instead of cash you got fish

I wish my xbox360 never got the Red Ring of Death

Granted, but you turned into a donkey.

I wish pigs can fly

Granted, but they keep crashing into your windows and breaking them in the middle of winter.

I wish I had a Vladimir Lenin action figure.

Granted, but it brakes

I wish this could be translated:

-.-- --- ..- | - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - . -.. | ..--.. | | --. --- --- -.. | .--- --

granted but it is not as good as you hoped it to be

I wish I could live forever

Granted, but you have to live in Benito Smith's basement with his maid and flowergirl, who keep stabbing you with corn handles.

I wish I could bring a stapler on the airplane with me when I go to Russia.

granted, only to realize it had broken before landing

i wish to have a perfect wish

Granted, but...........*thinks*.......the wishgiver won't let you wish for a perfect wish, therefore said wish SUCKS! HAH!!!

I wish to never be "ninja'd" in a forum ever again. >_<

Granted, but no one posts PERIOD.

I wish I had Assassin's Creed 2 already.

granted but it gets stolen

i wish i had a brand new x box 360

Granted, but it explodes.

I wish to become a dictator.

granted but you are over thrown

i wish for ten wishes

Granted, but your speech turns into, 'I wish for poopie.' no matter what.

I wish Vic Mignogna had his own CD.

VIC CAN'T SUCK!

Granted, but you die by the hands of every disease at once.

I wish ^ would realize the awesomeness of Broly's voice actor.

Granted, but the album still sucks. NOTHING CAN REDEEM SINGING KARAOKE TO HANNAH MONTANA. EVER.

I wish I understood this physics homework. щ(ﾟДﾟщ)

Granted, but you die from saying Broly's VA is Hannah Montana when it is Vic?

I wish my KNEE WOULD STOP HURTIN'!