This or That? You decide! [Version 2.0]

2DS
This is difficult, but I would say the original DS, because that is the console that I grew up playing.

Mario Kart or F-Zero?

F-Zero

Death from Above or Death from Below

Death from Above

Polar Bear or Panda Bear?

Polar Bear.

Asian Cowboy or American Samurai?

American Samurai

Naginata or Halberd?

Halberd.

Music or movies?

Music.

Videogamedunkey or Pewdiepie

Pewdiepie, I doth suppose? Never heard of the other chap.

To be gummed to death by elderly lions while Wake Me Up Before You Go Go plays on repeat, or forced to learn ballet and practice rigorously until you die from exhaustion?

What?! I guess the ballet one. It might years before I wear myself out so I probably have longer to live. I would have at least dedicated myself to something I enjoyed, would have presumably developed great skill and maybe even established recognition before or after my death.



Spend the rest of your life handcuffed to the last person in the world you want to be with or have your hand cut off to escape?

Hand cut off. I could always get an epic prosthetic. And besides, who wants to be stuck with Bradley Cooper?

Be the P.A to Genghis Khan, or Hitler?

P.A to Ghenghis Khan.

Live with the elves at Rivendale or live with the Hobbits at the shire?

Elves at Rivendale.

The US Army or the mental state that you currently have?

I like my mental state, thank you very much. But the US Army makes powered exoskeletons and rocket launchers... hrmm... decisions...
Mental state, I guess. I feel jubilant and optimistic.

Making movies or starring in them?

Starring in them

Swim or fly?

Fly.

.V. or >:

Second.

Dance Hall Days or Dancing With Myself?

Dance Hall Days, I suppose.

Video games or anime?

Video games.

Wii or Wii U?

Wii.

Reese's or Kit Kat?

Kit Kat! Being prohibited makes it brilliant.

Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter?