If the person above was a pokemon, which pokemon would they be? (v2.0!)

Golruk. Its pretty obvious ^.^

Igglybuff

idk, your avatar is pink and cute, so I thought of this lol

Aaaand for that you are now a Trubbish.

I'm gonna go with clefairy, since you seem to enjoy being compared to cute pink pokemon.

Your avatar is Bartok (he's a character from Anastasia, right?)

Well, I see what Pokemon resembles him...

Hmm... I know, you must be an Emolga.

BEEDRILL.

be proud of that.

or gamzee will get you.
no wait, he doesn't care about that
sollux will get you.

The name reminds me of Lunatone. So a Lunatone you are.

I would expect my inteclectual levels to be almost as high as a hypno.
Pedo? maybe
Here's my lullaby:

Come little children, come with me
Safe and happy, you will be
Away from home, now let us run
With Hypno, you'll have so much fun

Oh, little children, please don't squirm
These ropes, I know, will hold you firm
Now look to me, the pendant calls
Back and forth, your eyelids fall

Oh, little children, you cannot leave
For you, your families will grieve
Minds unravelling at the seams
Allowing me to haunt their dreams

Do not wail and do not weep
It's time for you to go to sleep
Little children, you were not clever
Now you'll stay with me forever
Oh, little children, please don't cry
Hypno wouldn't hurt a fly
Be free to frolic, be free to play
Come with me to my cave to stay

Heh,Heh

Hypno since your avatar reminds me of it.

Hmmmm Bulbasaur I say You seem Bulbaish

As for the obvious, you are an oshawott

Probably an Umbreon. No idea where that came from.