Nami Tange's and Mia Farrow's Super Joint Post! Part One​

Location: Deep Woods
Nami smiled, glad that the girl had woken. "I found you lying on the ground," she explained. "Sorry for the kick, that was Torchic." She pointed to the little bird, who was standing with a triumphant expression on his face.

Mia blankly stared at the girl, slowly picking herself up off of the ground. She wasn't sure if she should speak or not, but Nami appeared to be nice. "Does he always kick that hard?" She asked, wondering how she had ended up on the floor.

Nami glanced at Torchic. "Actually, I have no idea," she responded. "That's the first time I've ever seen him use that attack. I'm Nami, by the way," she added, holding out her hand. "I guess I should introduce myself as well. My name's Mia, Mia Farrow." She said, shaking Nami's hand with a generous amount of gunk.

"Is there a reason you were lying on the ground?" Nami asked, wiping the gunk that was now covering her hand on her pants. "And why you're covered in slime?"

Mia only vaguely remembered what had happened. "Well... I uh, think I tripped and fell into something... Or did something fall on me? Maybe it was both. I think there was a plant involved..."

Nami was unsure what to make of this response. "I see... I think," she said. "Do you think you can walk around, or should I go get help?" Then, looking around, she realized that she had no idea which way was help. The path had had several turns and branching paths, and she wasn't altogether sure which way she would have to go if Mia needed medical help.

"Don't worry, I'm fine. I just need to get out of this forest, its... unsettling to say the least." Mia said, trying to figure out which way was the exit.

"Yah, I agree," Nami replied. "Well, I guess we should just keep following the path, since going back is a pretty long way..." She glanced ahead, further down the path. It seemed that the trees got thinner further on, though that could just have been an illusion.

Walking further down the path, she turned to face Mia. "Well, come on then," she said. "Or I'll have to leave you behind." She didn't actually want to leave Mia behind, but she would if she had to. "Okay!" Mia immediately ran after her, not wanting to be in the forest for any longer then she had to.

The pair walked on, following the narrow dirt path. Before too much time had passed, Nami noticed the trees thinning. The horrible smell that had been such a plague earlier also seemed to be receding. The pathway gradually became brighter and brighter, with less foliage filtering out the sun's light. Eventually, the two found themselves in a place that was entirely different to the dark, disgusting forest that they were just in. It was a serene, open field positioned right next to a pristine lake.

Location: The Lake
Nami grinned. "This place is beautiful!" she exclaimed. "Why don't we let our Pokemon out and we can rest a bit?" She glanced behind her. Torchic was behind her, just like he always was. Nami grabbed the ball that held Natu from where it had been on her belt. She aimed at the ground and pressed the button. The Natu she had captured earlier burst from the ball. It hopped over to Nami and rubbed against her. All of it's earlier menace seemed to be gone.

"I don't see why not," Mia replied, reaching into her pocket to pull out Vincent's Pokeball. "Just be careful around Vincent... He's not exactly the nicest Pokemon in the world." She explained, pointing the Pokeball away from Nami and towards the lake. She pressed the button, sending the fish straight into the water.

The fish bobbed his head out of the water, looking around his new environment before going back under. The water felt glorious against his scales as he continued to dive. Suprisingly, the area of the lake that he was in appeared to be devoid of all life. Maybe they knew he was coming and all ran in fear?

Jeff Miles & Mikoto Kawasaki: A Lesson in almost drowning and failed attempts at heroism.​

Jeff could not bring himself to do anything more than gasp in surprise as a pink Rattata emerged from a thicker part of the forest to challenge them, he was not surprised by it's color but by the pecha berry seemingly hanging from it's neck. "You've got to be kidding me, I just made that whole thing up! She's real?!?..." A deep sigh, then "Alright Mikoto, you and Kirara got one more in you? Looks like we have another challenger, I really hope-"

Before the young man could complain any more about how unfair the reserve was being to him yet another strange thing happened. In the middle of Jay's sentence a small green blur sailed through the air and crashed into the dirt near the water. After a moment it lifted it's head up and revealed itself to be a Larvitar, bigger than the one he'd battled earlier. Romanov, in sympathy for the poor beaten guy gave it the berry he was going to give the other Larvitar, re-energizing him.

Senior Rodrigo el Juarez lifted his face from the dirt and looked around...where had his love gone? How would he ever get over the pain of being reduced from an honored officer in the great Inquisition with the most beautiful woman ever as a mate to this? In a moment Meloira was forgotten about when he spotted the most enchanting Rattata, with a fashion statement no less! Princess Pecha faced the two vile humans with utter determination, when out of nowhere some handsome green hunk of rock sidled up to her and took her paw. Aw, Mi Amore, so happy to make your acquaintance, are zeez stupid humenz bothering you? Oh it's horrible, they're ransacking the forest and they've just murdered my two best friend and guards mercilessly! Hmm such a thing cannot go unpunished, let us teach zem a lesson and zen we can move on to more...pleasant things. The two flirts never once considered the possiblity of having a mature relationship that moved apace and faced their aggressors with renewed vigor.


Mikoto was taken aback by the suddenly development, but stepped forward regardless. The pink Rattata before them didn't seem like the usual shiny Rattata, but instead some sort of new hybrid. At least, from what Mikoto could tell. "This is an odd-looking Rattata, don't you think, Jeff?" After pondering the thought for a few more moments, Mikoto set his mind on the battle. "Strategy-wise, I'll only be able to do anything to the Rattata. You and Romanov will have to handle Larvitar edgewise until you can create an opening of some sort. Kirara can hardly touch it right now." Kirara growled and stared down the furry pink rodent who was, to say the least, not at all adorable. Kirara couldn't fathom what the Larvitar saw in the buck-toothed, bug-eyed varmint. What an absolutely appalling sight!

"Kirara, use Synchronoise!" The fox wagged its glowing tail and released rings of rainbow-colored energy vibrating across the still air. One of the rings managed to bind Larvitar, but that was the extent of its power. The one aimed at the Rattata phazed the small Pokemon and sent it sliding back across the ground a few feet. Right, it only does damage to Pokemon of the same type as Kirara... That's not very useful at all.


Jeff could hardly believe what he was seeing, first a princess Rattata and now some sort of playa Larvitar, and now they were some sort of paramours..."Yes, yes it is certainly strange Mikoto...if you want to deal pinky over there I have no problem, I'm concerned with with the not-so-brain over here." Jeff turned towards the Larvitar, fire in his eyes. "I've been cheated out of my conquest once today, but not this time, you're mine! Romanov, use lick."

Rodrigo stepped back in trepidation at the beast that faced him with hunger in it's eyes. What kind of monster is this that threatens me? Senior Rodrigo el Juarez can not be trapped in the bounds of marriage, neither shall he be imprisoned in a sphere of mirrors! He was caught off guard when a multi-colored beam of light assailed his eyes, and while he was blinded the monster's trained beast ran into him and dragged it's tongue across his...face? A male, licking HIS face?!? Such an insult could not be forgiven! Rodrigo charged fearlessly at the beast, prepared to sink his fangs into it's weak flesh and bend it to submission.

Jeff's normally boyish features took on a devilish quality as he realized playing off the pokemon's obvious pride had worked. "Romanov...counter." The Munchlax's goofy smile never wavered even while he hunched over and his body grew an orange aura, when the Larvitar sank it's teeth into his left arm, he lifted his right up and punched it right in the solar-plexus and stunned it.


The pink Rattata seemed to have exhibited a certain level of hyperactivity and overanxiety moments before, because it was remaining relatively motionless on the ground after the Synchronoise strike. Mikoto started to reach for a PokeBall but the more he analyzed the Pokemon from his standpoint, the more he realized just how unappealing it was, despite being the 'cuter female counterpart' and being of a unique color scheme. Mikoto shrugged and bent down to pet Kirara as he watched Jeff's demeanor evaporate into something brand new, a fire igniting in his eyes. "He sure wants that Larvitar, doesn't he, Kirara?" Kirara simply looked into Mikoto's eyes, gave a quick mew, and turned toward the battle at hand.

The Rattato cracked an eye and stared at the struggling Rodrigo. So out of my league, what could I provide for him? I can't even help him right now, because I fear I will break a nail if I lift a pinkie to that little brown miscreant that boy calls a friend...

"Alright Romanov time for the coup de grace!" Jeff shouted excitedly at his Munchlax, knowing victory was in his grasp. Romanov seemed to know the thoughts of his trainer in and out and took the cue, continuing to hold onto Rodrigo's arm and then flinging him into the lake. Jeff and the Larvitar had a moment of synch when the same thought ran through their heads simultaneously as it flew through the air Deja vu...

Rodrigo saw the light fade with the surface escaping from his sight...perhaps he was not cut out for the rigors of combat...2 losses in one day. In his moment of self doubt the young warrior had one light...a soft pink light...That's right, I have a new love to protect! Senior Rodrigo Montoya el Juarez shall not die so easily! New strength seeped into Rodrigo's limbs, and he began to beat out not only his nature but his fatigue in a courageous push towards life! But victory began to slip from his grasp as his muscles tightened and then froze, he sank towards the bottom, his only regret he never learned the name of his beautiful pink princess.

The slightly vindictive young trainer was tapping his foot. "If he's got the strength of will to rocket through the air and immediately begin schmoozing a girl he can't get beaten by a little water right?" But then an image ran through the boy's head of his first battle and the Larvitar he failed to catch...It's body tightening up to the point of immobility right when it was about to fight harder. "Oh no...What could I have caused? Romanov stay here with Mikoto in case more crazy pokemon show up!" And with that Jeff took off his shoes and socks, no time for anything else, and dived into the water, he was no tough guy or Olympic swimmer, but he had long legs and he wouldn't let a pokemon die because of him.

Luckily Rodrigo's struggles at breaking the surface, however futile had kept him from getting too low before Jeff reacted, but now that paralysis had kicked in he was sinking rapidly. After a good 20 seconds Jeff was in arms length of the pokemon and quickly grabbed him and pulled...but the phrase 'sink like a rock' exists for a reason and Rodrigo began to pull Jeff down with him. He was getting tired, his muscles and lungs all burned incessantly, his vision blurred worse and worse. He was beginning to think he had doomed two creatures to their deaths in one day when he remembered something so obvious he would've face-palmed in any other situation. You're conquest of the female gender doesn't end today Romeo. It ended up being a good thing Jeff hadn't had time to worry about the weight of the rest of his clothing, he grabbed one of the empty pokeballs and tapped the Larvitar with it, giving it oxygenated sanctuary within the metal prison.

After a good 3 minutes of underwater antics (Jeff was never all that good at holding his breath) the would-be hero's head burst through the surface and he slid over to the shore of the lake before dropping the pokeball and slumping over. The pokeball began to rock back and forth but Jeff wasn't paying attention to it, just gasping, coughing and spluttering, bathing the ground near him in a mixture of lake water and spittle.

Part two of the New Adventures of Nami Tange and Mia Farrow starts.... Now

Noticing a female Chinchou, Vincent swam over to introduce himself. He knew that she wouldn't be able to resist him. No one could. When he had swum right up next to her he said, "Feeee, feebas. Feefeebas?" (Which, roughly translated, means: "Hey babe, how's it going? You looking for a good time?")

He was interrupted by a tap on his dorsal fin. He turned. Floating there next to him was a large Carvanha. The Carvanha made a grimace and said, "Get lost pal. She's my girl."

Vincent gave a fishy expression that could only be described as a bemused smirk. "Maybe she was with you, but now that she's met me she could never be fully satisfied with a ugly fellow like you." In response to the Carvanha's enraged expression he replied, "Oh, I wouldn't worry about it too much. Plenty of fish in the sea, you know."

The Carvanha responded to that with an even more enraged bellow. And a quick bite, which Vincent narrowly avoided. He then swam as fast as he could to the surface, where he hoped that his trainer could help him. Vincent burst out of the water with a terrified look on his face. It was one of the very few times he actually wanted to be on land, but he wasn't sure if he'd be able to make it before being ripped to shreds. But a split-second after Vincent came out, the Carvanha emerged, chasing after him in a blur of red and blue.

Loud splashes and Vincent's wailing alerted Mia and Nami, who were in the middle of a casual conversation. Mia, who was sitting down at the time immediately hopped up, looking for the source of the noise. "VINCENT!" She shouted as the fish floundered towards shore. "WHAT HAVE YOU GOTTEN YOURSELF INTO!" Mia ran towards the edge of the lake, preparing to save the fish.

Nami was resting on her back, looking up at the clouds when she heard the noise of the fish. She sat up and saw Vincent being chased by an angry Carvanha. As she stood up, she saw another fish, this one small and blue, rise up from the depths. When she pointed her Pokedex at the fish, it was identified as a Chinchou.

Mia pulled out her EPI, jamming down repeatedly on the ON button"C'mon... Turn on you stupid thing." She nervously said, watching as Vincent was barely avoiding the Piranha Pokemon. The screen lit up, which prompted Mia to tap on the only Pokemon she had registered in it. She quickly tapped just about every single icon before it popped up with Vincent's move list.

"Use uh.. Tackle on the Carvanha!" Mia commanded. Vincent, confident with the distance that he had made, quickly turned around, before darting off into a head-on collision with the Carvanha. Vincent smashed into the Carvanha with ferocity, sending the fish flying backwards. The Carvanha's rage increased even further, rushing after Vincent with a blind bite. Its attack hit, chomping onto his tail incredibly hard. No matter how much Vincent flung his tail around, the fish would not let go.

"Uh... Get him off your tail with Brine!" Vincent briefly glanced at his tail, before sinking under the water with the Carvanha attached. Around 10 seconds after diving, Vincent turned his face towards the Piranha, shooting a thin but powerful stream of saltwater at his enemy's face. The Carvanha managed to keep its grip for a little while, but eventually it let go. This sent it flying close to the rock-infested shore-line.

Nami watched all of this in silence. Neither of her Pokemon were much help in the water, and she didn't want to get in Mia's way. But when the Carvanha got knocked over to the rocky area by the shore she got an idea. "Natu, go attack that Carvanha!" she said. "Use the rocks to get close to it!" She knew it was risky sending Natu in against a Dark-type, but it would have been riskier to use Torchic with all the water around.

Natu darted forward, sprily hopping from rock to rock. The Carvanha was stunned because it had hit a rock. Once Natu was close enough, Nami shouted, "Go Natu! Use Peck, then get away as fast as you can!"

Natu's beak glowed and elongated, then it smashed into the dazed Carvanha. It was knocked flying, and Natu used the backlash of the attack to land back onto one of the rocks. "Good job Natu!" Nami said. But the Carvanha wasn't stunned for long, and was quickly swimming back towards Natu. "Natu, watch out!" Nami yelled. Natu looked at Nami, completely oblivious to the threat now speeding towards him. Nami watched as Natu was rammed off it's rock, sending it tumbling into the water.

Nami grabbed Natu's ball from her belt. Aiming, she pressed the button on the ball, sending Natu back inside. "Torchic, I'm sorry but you're going to have to do this!" she yelled. Torchic ran to her side from where he had been playing in the grass. "Did you see what Natu did to get close?" she asked him. Torchic nodded. "Then go do it." she said. Torchic ran forward hopping from stone to stone. The Carvanha saw the new challenger and charged him. Nami remembered that Fighting attacks were strong against Dark type Pokemon. "Torchic, use that kick you used earlier!"

Torchic's foot started to glow. It intercepted the Carvanha as it tried to ram him, sending it back away from the rock where he stood. When the Carvanha resurfaced it had a huge bruise on it's face, and it sunk back down beneath the waves. Nami waited, but it looked like it was gone for good. "Good job Torchic!" Nami exclaimed. "Hey, Mia!" she called. "I think I got the Carvanha!"

With the Carvanha out of the way, Vincent was able to safely emerge from under the water. But his troubles weren't exactly over. The very innocent looking Chinchou started to creep up behind him, sending out a few seemingly harmless bubbles towards the Feebas. When they reached their target, they violently popped, dealing a bit of damage to the fish.

"Not another one," Mia moaned, "Vincent, use... Splash!" The fish complied, lifting his tail up into the air then slapping it against the water's surface. She expected a massive pillar of water to rise up out of the water, but nothing happened... Vincent continued to be bombarded with bubbles, slowly chipping away at his health. "Vincent... What was that?" She asked, scanning the EPI once more.

"Vincent, try using Attract!" He quickly turned to face the Chinchou, pulling off a very suave smile. After smiling, several pink hearts hopped out of him, gently floating in different directions. One of the hearts managed to hit Chinchou, but it didn't appear to do anything. "Great, you've got two useless moves..." The Chinchou started to act strangely, grabbing onto Vincent with her Antennae very loosely.

Mia figured that the thing was attacking, so she shouted out another order to Vincent. "Tackle it Vincent!" He dove out of her grip, getting a couple of meters away before charging into it. Mia took the blow as her opening, throwing a Pokeball in an arc towards the fish. After enveloping the Chinchou in a white light, the Pokeball started to rock and sink.

Nami Tange

Nami watched as Mia captured the little Chinchou. "Hey, great job Mia!" she said. "That was a great capture!" It had seemed to go much more smoothly than Nami's own capture of Natu. She grinned. "I'm going to go on ahead," Nami said. "I'll see you later." She didn't mind being alone, and the more time they spent together the more likely some fangirl/boy would write a fanfic about her and Mia. She'd heard stories about stuff like that happening to trainers that decided to travel together.

She followed a path that went back around the lake. She found a wall of foliage, all dense leaves and branches, sort of like a hedgerow. An arch covered in flowers graced the path, almost like it was deliberately stuck into the hedge. Which it probably was, some kind of decoration or path marker. She followed the path under the arch, noting the lovely smell of the flowers.

Shortly after she passed under the arch, she came onto a sandy beach. Standing there was a girl, who was talking to herself. No, wait. She was talking to a .... Lotad? And the Lotad .... was talking back? And also seemed to be wearing a pair of sunglasses. She walked up to the Lotad. "Did you just talk!?" she asked/yelled. "But that's impossible!" Would the creature respond, or had she simply been hallucinating?

Apologies for tardiness, won't happen again and all that jazz. This post was made by Birdy and it is cluckin' fabulous :3
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Nami Tange

After Nami claimed that it was impossible for the Lotad to be talking, it, of course, came up with all sorts of proof that it had been talking. As it explained Nami felt more and more at a loss of words. Wibbly-wobbly? she wondered. Timey-wimey? That sounds like the ranting of some kind of mad doctor. It also sprouted some electronic devices from it's body, at which point Nami gave up on trying to understand the small creature.

It paused in it's talking for a moment, withdrawing the electronics. Then it continued. "Many of my powers are accidental, to speak truthfully. However, I hope this helps you to understand why I can talk, and why you should never stick your stump up an Empoleon's bum."

"Now," it concluded, "do you have anything else you'd like to ask me, Nami Tange?"

It also seemed to know her name. Which honestly didn't surprise her, after it's explanation. Why shouldn't this strange being know her name? She wondered if it was omniscient. It certainly spoke as if it was. She wondered what she should ask. What does one ask a deity if it appears? And, when was she likely to get another opportunity like this? Speaking slowly, she asked, "What should I do to have a successful journey? What steps should I take?" She wasn't sure how the Lotad would respond to a question like that.