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Why did the Combusken cross the road?

Hyzenthlay

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Yes. This way it will secretly follow you home from school, disguise itself as you, win over your parents, and mislead them into thinking YOU are the impostor. It'll then live out your life happily ever after.

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What would happen if the professors of every region fused together?
 
Meadow

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No one in this planet can ever hope to ride a bike again, I'm sure. D:

What would be a cute nickname for a big, scary Groudon?
 
Meadow

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*spoiler alert* He was the Kokiri that Link could never be... D:

Where is Regirock's favorite place to swim? :')


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You mean not everyone calls their pet Groudon Fluffykins? :3
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Will totally keep that name in mind when I finally get a pet Groudon of my own! ;D
 
PageEmp

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Probably 151. (Why do I feel as if my answers are the lamest on this game)

What do you think Raticate's teeth are made of?
 
Lycanthropy

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Solid gold obviously. Here, this card shows a picture of an ordinary Raticate, right?
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Since starter Pokémon don't live in the wild, where the heck are the professors even getting them from?
 
Meadow

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Didn't you know? All professors have a secret factory at the back of their lab where they mass-produce starter Pokémon through advanced machinery. ;)

Obligatory question! Why did the Combusken cross the road?
 
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Hyzenthlay

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He's on the run, praying he won't end up as the specialty on Team KFC's menu. ;)

Why can't Seviper and Zangoose just get along?
 
PageEmp

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Maybe because they have different thoughts on stuff they can't claw upon.

What would Magmar look like if it took a shower?
 
Meadow

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^ Hmm, I think that looks about right! ;)

What's a Magikarp's favorite food?
 
Meadow

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The living embodiment of an EV (Effort Value)! xP

What does Professor Oak think his grandson's name is?
 
Sorvete

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If I was to blindly guess, I'd say either Albus Percival Wulfric Brian, or Zac.

Why couldn't Zweilows evolve in a lower level?
 
Sorvete

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Because he's plotting to transmit the plague to all Pokémon in existence.

Why is Eusine obsessed with Suicune?
 
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PageEmp

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Maybe beacuse he is drunk and mistook Suicune for his car or summink.

What is a Charizard?
 
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