Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

CourageHound · Nov 13, 2012

Granted, but you wont ever get a 3DS. And if you have one already it broke

I wish i knew everything about all my school subjects

roosterman · Nov 14, 2012

denied for lazy corrupting as i have a mint condition 3DS

i wish to have unlimited beets to chuck at people

CourageHound · Nov 14, 2012

Granted, but they check em all back at you twice as fast

I wish for an unlimited supply of guava cresaunts

Ven Bloodia · Nov 14, 2012

Granted but they taste like burnt cardboard.

I wish Liberty City was a place in real life.

roosterman · Nov 15, 2012

granted, but nobody knows what that is

i wish i knew what it was

Gerokunz · Nov 16, 2012

Granted, but there's no Liberty City anymore. xD

I wish I'm good at Philippine. xD

Urugamosu · Nov 16, 2012

Wish granted, though you can only write the language, and cannot speak it.

I wish I had the Wii U.

Gerokunz · Nov 16, 2012

Granted, but all of your moneys are missing. xD

I wish someone will care about me.

Urugamosu · Nov 16, 2012

Granted, but you can't talk anymore.

I wish I was a superhero.

roosterman · Nov 16, 2012

granted, your captain underpants.

i wish the pokedex 3D pro didn't cost so much and wasn't so bad

Reddo · Nov 17, 2012

Granted, but it has only 2nd generation pokémon in it... that'd be 100...

I wish my vacations were longer...

roosterman · Nov 17, 2012

granted, they're in prison

i wish for a steak kabob
EDIT: like right now... i'v been waiting for 2 days already

Blaze42 · Nov 20, 2012

Granted, but it's been poisoned.

I wish I had Kingdom Hearts 3D.

TheFattestSnorlax · Nov 20, 2012

Granted but you thought it was dookey and you sold it.

I wish that evking would get back on... He rarely does.

Reddo · Nov 20, 2012

Granted, but then he doesn't recognize your Snorlax face.

I wish for one more wish. That's pointless, I know.

Blaze42 · Nov 20, 2012

Granted, but you wasted your wish.

I wish food didn't make me fat.

roosterman · Nov 21, 2012

granted, it makes you more thin every time you eat until you turn to dust

i wish people would get on more during the holidays, i'm getting lonely

PokemonMasters · Nov 21, 2012

Granted but your computer broke.

I wish I could Fly :D

Blaze42 · Nov 21, 2012

Granted, but your flying severely damages the enviorment.

I wish the Star Wars prequels didn't exist.

roosterman · Nov 21, 2012

denied! just denied!

i wish you didn't wish for that