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~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

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Granted, but now there's a pen with that, and an apple!

I wish that I could lose a lot of weight this summer.
 

noa

sleeping cutie
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Wish granted now you are -23546 pounds.

I wish my body was never in pain.
 
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Granted, but it goes down and resets every minute.

I wish that I didn't have to pay for anything ever
 

noa

sleeping cutie
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Granted- You don't have to pay for things, but the seller still has every right to not give you the item!

I wish caffeine worked on me.
 

Miah

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10
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Granted, but you fall asleep immediately every time you drink it.

I wish to have more time to be online here.
 

Miah

╮( ^ ∇ ^")╭
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Granted, you get one dollar every hour.

I wish I knew how to speak my native language better.
 

PageEmp

No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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Ok, and turns out it's not a real dollar and you cant use it to buy anything.

I wish everyone could see my posts on this thread.
 
27,741
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Granted, but now your posts in all other threads can no longer be seen.

I wish that my hair would grow out nicely and not wavy
 
27,741
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Granted, but now your phone will stay on forever and die when the battery reaches 0%, never to turn on again.

I wish I could have more free time even though I have plenty of it as is.
 
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