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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Harry Blue5

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Granted, but it's tinier than plankton.

I wish for dynamite...
 

Harry Blue5

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Granted, but the Moutain Dew does blow up.

I wish for a pony
 

Harry Blue5

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Granted, but the cookie is a lie!

I wish to grant myself a wish.
 
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Alexithymia~

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You wish for being an idiot was granted by yourself for not posting a wish. Not sure if I was joking..
I wish I had a puppy who loved me.
 

Harry Blue5

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Granted, but it's agresive father.. owch, you've been killed by the dogs father.

I wish to be a dinosaur
 

Harry Blue5

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Granted, but it's used to kill you. By me.

I wish for a pet Zonkey. (Real species)
 

Alexithymia~

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Granted, but since you are the only one who knows of it, it kills you to stay a secret.
I wish my hairbrush wouldn't kill me :(
 

Harry Blue5

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DENIED! Because the Zonkey is a well known animal (Zebra-Donkey Hybrid). It's on wikipedia. Also and hairbrushes are murderers

I wish for a zony
 

Harry Blue5

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Zonies are a zebra-pony hybrid that really exists... AH! THERE FALLING ON ME FROM THE SKY.

Granted, but you are the grain of sand.

Just to confuse you, I wish for a ZORSE.
 
ravenboy9

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Granted- But they are staring because you're so ugly
I wish I had 15 atleast posts
 

Harry Blue5

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Granted. You can't have girlfriend because nobody looks long enough at you and you die sad and alone.

I wish for a liger.
 
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