1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

Sweet Smoochum said:

413. Tell everyone they remind you of someone who looks nothing like them and watch them get angry, while you flee on your mobile device...

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That should have been 412.

414

Record all your worker's movements, comprise into a video and then upload it to YouTube with the title "Collateral Workers". (Guess where I got that idea from)

416. Attempt to have a fish fry in the fish section. Grab some chairs, tables and grills. But don't cook the baby sharks, they'll attack you.

420: Fill your cart with as much frozen fish as you can, and leave it somewhere. Get another cart, and then do the same thing with it...

Lather, rinse, and repeat.

That should have been 420.

421

Tell people that Wal-Mart is going Japanese, selling stuff related to various anime and manga.

Whoops. Forgot to include that... Thanks!

422: Invite as many people as you can to sit and watch a move on one of the TVs that is on display, and leave... Do this for as long as you can.

424

Give a 50% discount to customers if they wear glasses, watch The Big Bang Theory, use computers 24/7 or any other nerdy traits.

426: If they have office chairs on display, navigate the store only by pushing yourself around on them... If a manager or employee sees you and walks to you, scoot as fast as you can to avoid them!

428

Tell your workmates there are aliens invading the Wal-Mart. Push the button that sets off the alarm and people will be scrambling when they say "It's the end of the world!"

430

Have everyone come to work with quirky hairstyles and lab coats so you can act like Pokemon B2/W2's new scientist/professor character Akuroma!

432

Call your workers by number instead of name.

434

Replace all the workers with anime enthusiasts.

436.

Run through the isles with a Gryffindor banner while screaming, "SLYTHERIIIIIIIINNN!!!!" and proceed to the brooms, picking one out and continuing your tirade while riding on said broomstick.

437.

After said event, toss away the banner and stand straight, broomstick in hand. Then slam the blunt end on the ground while screaming:

"NONE

SHALL

PAAAASSSS!!!!1!!one1one!!!!!11one!!"

440:

Dress up as Thor, and go on a destructive rampage destroying all the shelves with a hammer and when someone tells you to stop yell "THE SON OF ODIN TAKES NO ORDERS" and hit them with it.

lol.

441: grab a big green Button and use it as a frisbee destroying everything.
442: Pretend you're bulbasaur and use Vine whip...by throwing plants around and killing pplz.