Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but it shall disappoint you at the end.

I wish to be a billionaire.

Granted. You have a billion Zimbabwe dollars.

I wish for whiter teeth.

Granted, but they're dentures.

I wish that everybody would love the above poster ^.

Granted, but we get over it. (wtf?)

I wish that I could have some more motivation to get stuff done.

^ forgets to add wish,so Denied.
I wish winter vacation was longer.

Granted, but you have to make up the time during the summer.

I wish a freak accident occured at my school while I was at home and made it impossible to go back...

Your wish has been granted, but you are to be immediately transferred to the substitute school that has been made because of what happened to the previous one.

I wish for brownies.

Granted, but they're rotten.

I wish for a white christmas.

Granted, but it's not white as in snow... it's white as in black and white... congratulations on wishing us back into a world where color t.v. hasn't been invented.

I wish for Cold Humor.

Granted. For some reason, I'm very warming to your hearts though. :|

I wish Tasofro would develop a PatchCon expansion. :D

Granted, but it doesn't work either, causing another patch to be made that doesn't work, so on and so forth.

I wish Ren & Stimpy would come back. (I only watched 1 episode and saw its AWESOMENESS)

Granted, but you can't watch it.

I wish I could get a new DS quickly.

Granted, but someone steals it. I wish 2010 will be a better year than '09!

Granted. The next year will be the worst of all time.
I wish I could wish and not have a wish that was a horribly corrupted wish, and that wish would be a wish for a pet fish that could grant another wish.

Granted, but now you're tongue tied.

I wish for peace on earth.

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish Sonic Heroes had a sequel.

Granted... now it revolves around everything else.
I wish that I didn't have to wish.