Oh officer, I can explain.

PokeHunterBlack · Jun 2, 2016

Actually, Lord Peeko brought me from another dimension, and this is a Unicorn.

Why are you wearing the Team Dome uniform! Do you plan to start a war?!

TheLegendaryGuy · Jun 3, 2016

Even i'm invited in the fancy dress competition..
Why are you dancing on your Mamoswine and blocking the path for vehicles?

Adam Levine · Jun 3, 2016

They're e-cigarettes. Safe.

Are you handing a gun to Youngster Joey?!

Adam Levine · Jun 3, 2016

Officer? I think I should be arresting you!

Are giving your Pokémon DRUGS?

Adam Levine · Jun 3, 2016

What? No! (slowly grabs a Poké Ball)

Hey! Are you trying to dress up in a Jynx costume? Why?

PageEmp · Jun 6, 2016

I am going to a dress up party held by a magician. He also states we must dress up specifically as an ice mon.

You caught 2 mons in a single area in a nuzrun? And neither of them were shiny? How do you explain that?

Adam Levine · Jun 7, 2016

You're not allowed to do that?

Is your Charmander's tail not on fire?

Lucario · Jun 7, 2016

It's a life size plush toy.

How do you have 3 BIKES?

Adam Levine · Jun 8, 2016

Th-These are for my kids, officer!

Why are you sitting on a Diglett?

L'Belle · Jun 8, 2016

Because... there aren't any benches around!

Why are you punching your Sneasel?

Adam Levine · Jun 8, 2016

I don't punch Sneasel. I punch Buizel! (happily smacks a Buizel dummy)

Did you try to breed an Arceus and a Ditto?

PageEmp · Jun 9, 2016

Not exactly. This is a Ditto who transformed into Arceus. Go figure.

Why are you giving drugs to your Weedle? Why?

Adam Levine · Jun 9, 2016

Hello? Weedle? Eh?

How did your Mamoswine end up crashing a skyscraper from the top floor???

Tsutarja · Jun 9, 2016

Well, Mamoswine was on the roof of the building next door, and there were berries on it, so it did a jumping Body Slam!

Wait, how did your Never-Melt Ice just melt?!

PageEmp · Jun 10, 2016

It was normal ice. I just carved it into a never melt ice because Wynaut?

Why is your Absol acting pervy? :0

Adam Levine · Jun 12, 2016

My Absol's just like any man there is.

Explain to me WHY YOUR ZUBAT HAS NO WINGS.

PageEmp · Jun 12, 2016

It's afraid of heights.

Wait, you made a Tauros and Voltorb breed and you succeeded.... how?

LilyGardy · Jun 13, 2016

Um...well the Day Care Man did say he was surprised.

Hold it right there why do you have a team of Perfect IV Lilligants. Have you been cloning?

PokeHunterBlack · Jun 22, 2016

No these are just lucky hatch's! WHAT PROOF DO YOU HAVE THAT THEY ARE CLONES!

Why did your Pikachu change shape and grow stronger? Without a thunderstone, have you been Genetically Modifying it's DNA?

ShyRayq · Jun 22, 2016

No sir, my Pikachu actually just had a haircut. And has been going to the 'gym'

Wait a minute, is that a Hydreigon, at Lvl 5?

Oh officer, I can explain.

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