Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted, but no one can stop the ferret....

i wish to be a member of this forum.

Granted. However, you are banned but still a member technically.

I wish that I knew what not to wish for.

Granted. You can't wish for anything since my granting makes all wishes a danger.

I wish for 42 more wishes.

Granted. They are all false wishes, none come true.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate

Granted, but you die of the poison.

i wish to have posted on this thread.

Granted. You feel bad, though, because you expected a more intelligent post after yours.

I wish nobody wished for chocolate anymore. >>

Granted, but the chocolate fairy eats your soul for putting him out of business.

I wish I had a bed.

Granted, but it has a massive whole in the middle.

I wish I had a pony that eats rainbows and gallops across the sky, and will take me to fairy princess land, where I will get my fairy wings and be able to fly in the sky, while riding my pony, so that I can become gods messenger.

Granted, but you get trampled before you meet got.
i wish i didn't have an addiction to pokemon.

Granted. However, now you do nothing but play a children's card game.

I wish for a glass of strawberry milk.

Granted,but it was expired.

I wish for pokemon to be real!

Granted, but the Pokemon turn out to be vicious creatures which have to be exterminated, and there are very few nice Pokemon, so only the chosen elite trainers get Pokemon to fight off the threat of the evil Pokemon.

I wish I had a dollar every time someone posted on PC.

Granted, but it's Monopoly money and you can't spend it on anything. :3

I wish for a better phone. XD;

Granted, but instead of better, it got worse. You received an old phone!

I wish for a cookie... O3O

You get a cookie. It's earwax-flavored!

I wish I wasn't in pain. >.<

Granted. However, you are now being thrown into a giant spike pit lit on fire. But look on the bright side, you can't feel any of it!

I wish for great(er) hair.

You have greater hair... greater as in volume, as you are now covered in masses of hair, reaching around the Earth twice.

I wish for world peas.

Wish granted, but now you will suffer a painless world full of carrots!.

I wish I had powers like Son-Wukog.

Granted but, um, I dunno who he is so you get nothing. =D

I wish I could PK like Ness and Lucas and all those guys.

Granted, but someone sealed the PK powers.

I wish my pokemon rom wasnt sucky,,