Oh officer, I can explain.

Oh dear Officer, can't you see the bird pokemon on your head?

You were talking to Team Galactic's Leader, Cyrus! You're with them, aren't you?!

No, I was trying to talk sense into him. I always use that as my first resort. Tends to work well.

Um, and may I ask why you have an Azure Flute?

This isn't an Azure Flute! It's just a flute that coincidentally looks like the Azure Flute!

Why do you have empty Safari Balls that you have not returned?!

Officer, those are regular Pokeballs, I painted them to make them look like Safari balls.

What do you have to say about your level 65 Hydreigon already learning Outrage? You're in big trouble.

Officer, he's just rage whining for food!

We found you stealing from the Poke Mart from the surveillance camera! What do you have to say for yourself?

Oh officer, that ... My father is owner of the PokéMart, so the PokéMart is mine too!

Wait, wait .... I can't believe I saw this! Why are you cutting Slowpoke's tail? Explain ...

Because I want to create hybrid Pokemon using my Poke Plushies which involves me cutting the tail off my Slowpoke plushie. You got a problem with that officer?

How is your Groudon moving that boulder without strength? You better have a good reason.

What? This is a 48 foot lava dinosaur! If I don't let him his way, the apocalypse will surely come.

Did you just through a Poké Ball through the professor's window? Explain yourself!

I don't know how to through a Poke Ball.

Why do you have a level 10 Marshtomp?!

It ate it's veggies and evolved early!

Why does your Emboar know Ice Beam?

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Officer, I can explain! I got that thing from a Wonder Trade, so I had no control over whether or not it was hacked. :(

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Using this excuse again! :D

Hey there! Did you just perform a trick... using a Mach Bike?! I hope you know that's illegal in the Pokémon world...

It's actually an Acro Bike disguised as a Mach Bike!

Did you just catch a Charmander by fishing? I don't think that is supposed to happen D:

But he was drowning and I had to save him! He just happened to grab my hook!

Hey! Why do you have three Diancie with you? I thought it was a one of a king legendary!

No no no, have you ever heard of costume players? not my quote

Sir, may I ask why you're tryin ta enter the hospital with a Lampent of all Pokemon?

Officer, it's a lamp that looks like a Lampent! My cousin who just got into this hospital happens to like this Pokemon design!

Are you duplicating more than one Master Ball?! EXPLAIN!

Officer, I just painted those pokéballs to look like master balls, to prank my friend, they are not true!

Why did your magikarp just used cut?

Yes officer, my knife that is in the style of a Magikarp just used Cut.

Mind explaining to me why you have all 3 starter Pokemon as soon as you left the professor's lab?

Well ummm it was my birthday so the professor gave me all 3!

Now you explain how you caught that Terrakion in Kanto!

Wait, I can explain! That Terrakion was disguising itself as Mt. Moon! Now why was I trying to catch Mt. Moon? Errr... totally not to conquer land... *sweats*

You there! Did you just pay Nurse Joy after she healed your Pokémon?! That's totally illegal!

Oh yes, I see how you think that. I was confused there for a moment, you see, and thought I could buy Pokéballs at her counter. But no problem, she returned the money and pointed me to the right counter.

But can you explain why you and your Blaziken casually left that forest while it's on fire.