[Rated M] Laguna Plays DmC: Devil May Cry

Hey guys, you might remember me from that one Final Fantasy VII LP I never actually finished. Well, that LP is being put on hold for now until I feel like finishing it, but in the meantime have this new series on... whatever the hell this is.
Anyway, in this first episode we get introduced to our, uh, interesting? main hero, and end up in Boring Amusement Park: Hell Edition [tm].

Part 2 is here, where we continue through the amusement park!

Today we start Mission 2 and go to... Donte's home when he was a child? I'm pretty sure that's how it goes down, anyway.

We continue Mission 2, and Donte's house... explodes? I don't see anything wrong with that if you don't.

Time to start Mission 3! Today, a bunch of exposition happens.

Oh nice. I've wanted to see how the DmC reboot is like, due to how much bad news I've heard about it.

Rainbow Jirachi said:

Oh nice. I've wanted to see how the DmC reboot is like, due to how much bad news I've heard about it.

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I'm the same way, actually. That, and I did a Let's Play on Devil May Cry 4 in 2014 so I felt it's been long enough.

Anyway, today we do Mission 4, which seems to drag on forever. No, that's not a dirty joke, despite the fact that it's this game.

Today we begin Mission 5, where we raid the Virility factory!

Today we finish up Mission 5, and go back to where we started. Hooray.

Today we fight the first proper boss! I don't count the one in the first mission because it's kinda irrelevant.

Mission 7 beings now, and we start going after Raptor News Network by... Going underwater to Reverse Raptor News Tower? Sure, why not.

We finish up Mission 7, and meet up with Morgan Freeman.