Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

granted, but now they all copy youre signature
i wish i would have a real pachirisu

Granted, but scientists take it away for studying and you never get it back.

btw, I'm not scared of that. It'd be great! Advertisement for my fanfictions and rom hack! And the banner isn't even mine.

I wish for my wish to NOT be denied.

granted, you got a pair of stinky shoes
i wish i would get to the galactic core in spore

wat.

Granted, but then your game glitches and you lose your save.

I wish I could get Spore.

granted, but it has a lot of bugs and when you play it a guard watches if you let the cd inside
i wish i would be good at guitar hero

Granted but it shall break down everytime you play it.

I wish to be the best darts player ever.

granted, but at one day youre dart arrows are all broken because you splitted them all (you know what i mean?)
i wish it would be not to warm and not to cold weather here...

Granted, you now live in a very well insulated spacesuit in deep space, and enough air for a couple of hours. Have Fun!

I wish the person who posts below me comes up with a really good (i.e. bad) consequence for this wish!

Granted but sadly, I have nothing!

I wish there would be no more wishes on this thread...

Granted, there are now demands

Give me some salt and vinegar chips NOW DAMMIT!

Not grnated since you didn't say please.

I wish the world was bigger.

granted, but all houses are too big for us now
i wish i would be good in art

granted but all your art pieces will be considered fake.

i wish time moved faster...

Granted. You now get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000th of a second to celebrate your birthday.
I wish these posts would add to my post count.

Granted, but other threads don't.

I wish I could have what to be for does ever?

Uh, kay? and you get a free box full of rabid scorpions with that.

I wish to turn into an Absol.

Granted, but it's the one in that fanfic by Valentine that gets eated by the virus and you die a horrible painful death.

I wish for someone to take away this rabid box of scorpions.

Granted, but I leave another, larger box of scorpions, tarantula's and bipedal hedgehogs from other dimensions.

I wish I could make my under construction sig look better.

|My Current DS/GBA Games|Picture's From|Anime I'm currently watching|A Soundtrack|

|I joined: THIS THIS and THIShttp://www.pokecommunity.com/showthread.php?t=183460|I frequently post HERE|My SPAM Kingdom|Construction|​

Granted, but you can't change the past either.

I wish this gift card were reusable.