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Seen March 14th, 2018
Posted November 13th, 2017
98 posts
3.7 Years
Djobi, in a bout of sudden panic, moves faster than he ever thought possible and grabs hold of the tree, not from its roots, or any handholds, but simply "sticks" to the side of the tree's trunk, noticing at that point in time that he is surrounded now by the feeling of bark against the palms of his hands, and pure unadulterated darkness.

He welcomes the discomforting sensation, aware of its place within the grand design of the Blarzigord. Quietly, he thanks the Blarzigord for providing him both the opportunity, and the powers to renew his life as an instrument for his tentacleness, and considers shaving his neckbeard.

Junier

Fake Friends Forever (´・ω・`)

Female
Seen December 5th, 2019
Posted August 3rd, 2018
984 posts
4.6 Years

JUNIER IS... very alone and very afraid. As the earth trembles and falls around her, she looks onto that single tree standing tenaciously amidst the devastation. Then, affixed with envy and certain hopelessness, the blight begins to bawl.

Bawling, bawling, her sobs sharp like knives. Some projected substance -- light-like, not quite -- strikes the source of her jealousy, until finally, the tree collapses onto its side, forming a bridge to the chunk of land it coveted.

Salvation! Junier is not one to overlook convenient accident. Hoisting her skin folds like the hem of a dress, she staggers forward. In her stead: a quadrupedal companion. The goat nips at hay spilling from a bag hoisted under the monstrosity's arm.

In her haste, Junier forgoes any of her characteristic malevolence. They both scramble to safety.


johhny03

Cool guy

Male
israel
Seen August 6th, 2019
Posted October 16th, 2017
27 posts
2.3 Years
Hello, I am Johhny! I am seeing this event for the first time and I have a BIG Interest in joining this wonderful event. (Funny fact is that I actually am seeing this event before it starting, but because my school timing I could not produce a post, sorry for my lateness!) Please provide me with information of my power thank you blazigod!!

SkittyEevee

Age 15
Female
Bronx, NY
Seen November 16th, 2019
Posted March 3rd, 2019
21 posts
2.4 Years
As Skitty saw the world crumble before her, she ran as fast as she could, taking as many breaths as she could, so she doesnt had to feel fatigued. She ran to the nearest and tallest object that was within her field of vision: A tree. It seemed like it could work and she didnt care what it was, it just had to keep her safe.
Love is like candy, it's always sweet!~

Salzorrah

grassium Z

Age 22
Female
Floaroma Town, Sinnoh
Seen 46 Minutes Ago
Posted July 15th, 2019
6,372 posts
9.1 Years
Salzorrah, a stern believer of the unholiest of tentacles, jumps high in the air using her high jumping ability, and somersaults into the "SAFE" hole. Regardless if what the sign says it is true, she leaves it up to the green savior.

Ihsaan

shinigami of the alfheim

Male
Abu Dhabi
Seen September 14th, 2019
Posted October 30th, 2017
109 posts
3.9 Years
Ihsaan looks at his hands in awe as he felt a surge of energy through him. Blarzigord had truly blessed him, he possessed the power of spikes. If his time spent eating and playing video games to the point of obesity had taught him anything, it was that spikes could destroy even the mightiest foe. To test this newfound ability he extended a single dark finger and concentrated. As promised, a spike extended from the tip. It was not of bone as he had anticipated, it was more like an extension of his very skin, hardened and razor-sharp. At the same time, Ihsaan felt a tug at his elbow as a spike completely identical in every manner appeared.

It was then, the blue 'grass' on the ground wriggled violently and the tremors began.

His eyes, immediately darted around for a safe spot and swiftly identified the very helpful sign. The gap was too large for his weak little legs to jump him across, but he was given the extremely useful power for a reason. Touching the ground with his non spiked hand, he called upon a large spike to emanate from the ground beneath him, forming a thin but sturdy 'tightrope'. However, in the heat of the moment Ihsaan forgot all about the side effect. That is until he felt a large object protruding from his left nipple, weighing him down.

His encumbering nipple spike would not let him cross the gap by walking, he'd have to scoot along it upside-down, sort of like a monkey. This method got him across about three-fourths of the way before he was struck by a sudden sense of fear. As someone who was scared by the aspect of talking to more than one person at a time, this shook him badly. Shook him so badly, in fact he sprung from the spike path, comically smashing into the edge of the safe sign. He braced for a fall that never came, as he dangled freely by the chest spike embedded into the 'wall' of the gap below the sign. Using his finger spike, he was able to somehow climb up the edge and under the comforting shade of the tree. Ihsaan then proceeded to curl up in a fetal position and scream, as the intense fear had still not left his brain.
i have achieved perfection......
#Only12AndHokage
.......pshhhh

Jauntier

Where was your antennas again?

Male
USA
Seen April 6th, 2018
Posted December 23rd, 2017
661 posts
4.4 Years
Well, this is some muk.

I'm just a normal man, save my office supplies and cutlery. I can't even register what's happening: the ground is collapsing around me, but am I even standing on ground? Are these little squirming, wriggling villi under my leather loafers? Why this incredibly suspicious marked sign beside me?

The tree is arguably my best bet from a cursory glance at the sturdy build, but in trying to keep balance above the massive tremors and the possible vegetation, I slip.

As I tumble down the slope into the sink hole, my body instantly reacts to the plausible threat of my life. I feel like I'm beginning to sweat profusely, but blows start to soften as I lose the form of my body. Now, I trickle down into the depths as a stream of bilious sludge.

::: Use 1 of Sludge ability
* Walks into [Tavern]

Greetings

aeternum

Not Suitable For All Ages

Indiana
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted July 18th, 2019
13,229 posts
6.9 Years
Aeternum was completely and totally intoxicated, so much so in fact that when the ground beneath him began to shake and split open he hardly even realized. The man slowly took off his pants and climbed the tree nearby, just barely fighting against the urge to urinate on himself as he stumbled over a number of the trees roots and slipped on its bark. At last, he had made it to one of the sturdier limbs among the numerous branches. Gripping tightly on to the branch above him, the man dropped his boxers and took a mighty swig of the booze bottle in his left hand as his urine spewed about wildly.

GanguEevee

~Calamity Trigger~

Age 19
Female
Bronx, NY
Seen October 20th, 2019
Posted October 20th, 2019
296 posts
7.9 Years
Eevee would go to that hole over there...but that's way too obviously a trap. Besides, it seems there's already a bunch of people inside it--Oh crap, right. The entire ground is basically crumbling apart. Er...There's a tree nearby and hey, isn't that her sister over there? But...come on. How can a tree survive the crumbling ground beneath it?! Does it have magical roots that allows it to keep the ground below itself to not get magically destroyed? Maybe, considering what is happening right now. It's either that, or the hole of 'safeness' that will probably get destroyed soon. There is a gap that she cross over with her new-found powers that come with a cost...but she's not gonna risk it. Besides, she doesn't like heights...

Fine, she'll go inside the 'safe' hole. It's better than a tree. Skitty?...Her sister lived a good life if she somehow dies here. She would cry, but then she remembered that this is a Roleplay and not the real world.
~Calamity Trigger~
"O' silver blade forged in the depths of the beyond, heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way! Lay waste."

Aquacorde

... to the w o r l d. 🥂

Age 26
Non-binary
Ankh-Morpork
Seen 3 Hours Ago
Posted 3 Days Ago
10,408 posts
15.5 Years
Aquacorde listens. She hears the groundcover shift quietly, notes the silences where they do not reach. The earth trembles under her feet and a sickening crack paves the way for a terrifying cascade of sound. Aquacorde dashes to the center of her shrinking haven, chasing after some fleeting hope, and trips into an opening just large enough to let her pass.

Blarzigord

B͉̭̦͓̲̩̦L̘͉̺̩ ͙A̖̬̜̞͇R̢ͅG̛̭ Ḫ̨̯̭͕̯̙̮A͞B̗ ͍͇R̫̻̹̥̩L̦͈A̦ ͉̝̱͚A̰̲̪̘͞A?

Non-binary
Seen November 1st, 2017
Posted November 1st, 2017
49 posts
4.8 Years
FOLLOWERS
B???L?????A???G??SHA????K?????J??????S???????D???????N???AU???????H?SD?JA????????B????A????

A repugnant beast making a pitiful attempt at liffe and general existence.
Vermin, you have been gifted with the power of SUPER-STRONG HAIR and IMMUNITY TO BURNING.

BUT, your hair covers your entire body is constantly on fire, burning any wearable or item that is not metallic. It also greatly impairs your vision.

Blarzigord has gifted you with a METAL COMB, and a SCREWDRIVER.

HyperMorian

Further From Home

Age 20
Male
Entralink
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted August 4th, 2019
3,080 posts
3.4 Years
That one particular art of Lord Blarzigord has opened my eyes wide. Such beauty! Perfect detail! My heartbeat simply went beyond allegro! As the Latin interpretation of your speech amazes me so, it is too, ancient in a way and I seek to grasp its roots of lennys! Now I beg of you! You must take my body and bask me in your holy light! In return, I pledge my loyalty to you and nobody else!
VPP: Darmanitan @ Level 100: 3,132

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PastelPhoenix

A Princely Birb

Age 25
Male
Seen November 7th, 2019
Posted November 7th, 2019
391 posts
3.8 Years
Fifi looks at the ground starting to crumble around him with a sudden bout of magically induced panic. A lowly computer nerd with only an axe and some peppers he doesn't even like. Well hello existential dread, nice to see you here.

"I guess I'm going to die here!" He let out the most pathetic of war shouts as he began booking it to the tree, and hopefully safety.

Blarzigord

B͉̭̦͓̲̩̦L̘͉̺̩ ͙A̖̬̜̞͇R̢ͅG̛̭ Ḫ̨̯̭͕̯̙̮A͞B̗ ͍͇R̫̻̹̥̩L̦͈A̦ ͉̝̱͚A̰̲̪̘͞A?

Non-binary
Seen November 1st, 2017
Posted November 1st, 2017
49 posts
4.8 Years
ACTIONS
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You fall into the hole and land unscathed thanks to your powers.

-
As you fall into the hole, Blarzigord grimaces at your lack of ambition and unwillingness to use the generous blessings he has given you. As punishment, he tears away one of the pants of your tuxedos with a massive ethereal tentacle. Additionally, he reminds you that any vision of your sister is a hallucination as she is not there.

You LOST ONE PIECE OF YOUR FIVE-LAYERED TUXEDO.

-
Your urine is greatly nutritious to the tree, causing it to double in height and remain firmly planted on the ground. However your lower garments fall into the hole below and you lose them.

-
You trickle down into the hole safely and reform at the bottom unscathed. As you return to your senses, a soiled pair of boxers fall on you from above in the darkness.

You OBTAINED ONE DIRTY UNDERWEAR.

-
The grass-tentacles on the ground gently caress you and restore you to full emotional health as you lay on the ground. Being near the tree trunk, you do not fall into the ground, instead standing side by side with your plant partner. The tree greatly appreciates that you didn't climb it, and decides to join you on your quest to save your soul.

You OBTAINED ONE OAK TREE.

-
Your amazing somersaulting abilities allow you to have a perfect landing at the bottom of the hole. Invisible hands shower you with confetti as praise.

-
Blarzigord sees that you stare at the tree blankly and do nothing with it, so he does you a favor and tosses you away from it and into the field , far away from the crumbling earth. He notes down that this favor will have to be repaid later.

-
Impressed by your ingenuity, Blarzigord commands the grass-tentacles to applaud for you. Unfortunately, this excites your goat who decides to ignore the difficult-to-reach bag of hay and and instead grabs a mouthful of the tentacle-grass. Moments later, the goat vomits it back at you, covering you head-to-toe in thick, sticky vomit.

-
In an act of magic, blarziprayer, and neckbeard-shaving, the emotional bond formed between you and tree leads to the two of you fusing permanently. The tree has now disappeared, and your skin has now turned to wood.

You OBTAINED DURABLE BUT FLAMMABLE SKIN.

-
Much like you, blarzigord enjoys chaos. He also enjoys seeing you jump into a bottomless hole with no combat training.

You OBTAINED BROKEN ANKLE.

-
Much to your surprise, there is a deformed, green squirrel living in this tree. Noticing the fashionable bucket atop your head, it decides to take shelter atop it.

You OBTAINED DEFORMED SQUIRREL.

-
You make it into the hole safely, the light from the outside no longer powering your body parts. Your battery is now being used up, for the next three events.

-
In your recklessness, you forget the ball and chain tied to your leg. As you fly up, they go up as well, the momentum sending them higher than you and causing them to crash down on your face. You fall back to the ground, safe from the crumbling earth but unable to flu until your face bruise is healed.

-
Your pathetic war cry is accompanied by an even more pathetic run speed, as you are unable to reach the tree before pathetically tripping and falling into the 'SAFE'-labeled hole. Pathetic.


FOLLOWERS
B̠̬̱L̖̙͈̺͡A̳̺̰G̣͜SHA͍̝̯ͅK͕̘̮̤̞J̶̬̤̲̗͈S̤̪̗̻̱͈̳D̨͇̣̩̳̞ͅN̟̰̞AU͎̜͍͚̟͟ͅH̢SḒJA̶̞̺̰͍͓͔̭B̥̗̠̹A̳͖̠̭

A pathetic display of a human, its existence a mere useless speck in the universe.
Vermin, you have been gifted with the power of INCREASING YOUR WEIGHT and TURNING YOUR SKIN INTO LIGHT

BUT, you must use both powers simultaneously, and both effects are permanent. You are not immune to blindness and have regular strength.

Blarzigord has gifted you with ROLLER SKATES, and a GIANT BOX CUTTER.


EVENT II
B̠̬̱L̖̙͈̺͡A̳̺̰G̣͜SHA͍̝̯ͅK͕̘̮̤̞J̶̬̤̲̗͈S̤̪̗̻̱͈̳D̨͇̣̩̳̞ͅN̟̰̞AU͎̜͍͚̟͟ͅH̢SḒJA̶̞̺̰͍͓͔̭B̥̗̠̹A̳͖̠̭

If you climbed the tree or otherwise managed to stay above ground, you are ingenious, but will now have to make good use of these new powers. Moments after the last bit of earth has fallen into the hole, a massive sheet of earth emerges from the abyss itself, covering up all of the damage, including the 'SAFE' hole, making it seem like nothing ever happened. Whatever that was, you're stuck above ground for now. Suddenly, a patch of the blue tentacle-grass beneath you begins to grow rapidly, mangling itself into one giant blue tentacle. What will you do? Fight it? Flee?

If you have fallen into the hole: congratulations! You have done what a sensible person should do: find shelter and listen to crudely-written signs in the middle of nowhere. Speaking of which,
this sign didn't exactly mean what you thought... After a few moments of walking in total darkness, you spot a large, cubic object in front of you. It appears to be made out of metal, with a large dial in the middle. It's actually... a safe! Holy Blargh! Care to crack the code and peek at what's inside?

PastelPhoenix

A Princely Birb

Age 25
Male
Seen November 7th, 2019
Posted November 7th, 2019
391 posts
3.8 Years
Fifi eyes the safe with greed and eagerness. Now is the time he can put all those criminal fantasies to use. Swallowing his pride and bracing himself for the violation of his babby taste buds, he chops one of the peppers and lets his arm turn into a fiery mass of... fire.

Placing his newly modified limb at an angle to hit the lock from the side, he heated the metal until it was glowing hot before going to town on the molten mass with the back of his axe.

Salzorrah

grassium Z

Age 22
Female
Floaroma Town, Sinnoh
Seen 46 Minutes Ago
Posted July 15th, 2019
6,372 posts
9.1 Years
Salzorrah eyes the safe with utmost interest.

"Was this what the sign meant? The SAFE hole?" She thought.

She sits in front of the safe, looking at it with its metallic beauty. If she wants something inside of it, she won't take it by force, that's sexaul assault, and she ain't a sex offender, oh no.

She prays to the Tentacled one, hoping she could succeed in this task, and proceeded to chat the safe up. Become friends, Take it out to dinner, have a wonderful time, flirt and seduce it, but making sure that the safe is willing to open up to her.
If the safe wills it, it might take her to somewhere private, and it would open up itself.

Consent is very much important in this case.

Junier

Fake Friends Forever (´・ω・`)

Female
Seen December 5th, 2019
Posted August 3rd, 2018
984 posts
4.6 Years

JUNIER — a most portentous creature — takes significant time to bask in the all-encompassing applause, bowing thoroughly as to let her double chins brush the blue wriggling blades. In her distraction, the collision is immediate; from her goat bursts a sheet of bile, glistening in assumed sunlight, sea-green like an albescent wave curling onto the coast. Like a warm summer shower, she is greeted by that sickly-scented gratuity— straight in the face.

For a while, Junier is frozen in shock. Sunken eyes lock upon those of her kashmere-coated companion. His chin marred with his interrupted meal, yet his muzzle so distinctly squared and—curiously, she must admit—handsome regardless. Affixed is he with no sense of focus, as he appears to stare straight through her, and for once the fiendish Junier is not offended by such, for there is a magnificence to him that bewilders her and steals her breath away. He is so earnest, so forward.

Junier, with vomit drying sticky on her skin, knows not what to feel but bashful, knows not what to utter from her ever-gaping maw. There is truly no response that can be made to match such an uninhibited show of emotion.

For once in her life, something stirs in that shriveled heart of hers.

And then, out of her peripheral: something massive, towering, tentacly. One massive writhing appendage which casts a shadow over the two. With something between a war cry and a belch, Junier throws herself in front of her beloved in an attempt to shield him from whatever danger this obstacle may pose.


HyperMorian

Further From Home

Age 20
Male
Entralink
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted August 4th, 2019
3,080 posts
3.4 Years
"Yes! I'm in!" The boy excitedly raises his arms, clenched. "... Wait a minute, I can't remember anything. My name, what's my name? Where am I? What am I doing in here? Just what did I do yesterday?" The boy asks himself many questions with nonexistent answers. But before he goes pondering for any, the grounds formed cracks as several blue tentacles surfaced their way to the surface, totterring swayingly.

"What in the blazes?! Are those monsters?!" Unsure of what is going on in the first place, the boy takes his immediate leave before the suspicious-looking tentacles try to do something weird -- just like the book he recently bought online. He runs away for a good amount of length. By passing through the trees, he notices something shiny coming from the bushes on the west side. Carefully, he inspects the area to find unusual equipment including a giant box cutter and a pair of roller skates.

"I can make use of this metal edge, but roller skates?" He is reluctant for a moment, but decides to keep it with him. Although, the wait also makes the blue tentacles seen from afar to intertwine, merging themselves to form a greater size of its peculiar appearance. Perhaps he should take cover before attempting a reckless act, but his positioning does not suggest hiding because the path is blocked by tall ledges he cannot climb.

"Guess I have no choice! If it's a battle that you seek, then I won't lose! I know Karate!" His last sentence echoes deeply. Facing the giant blue monster, he brandishes the huge box cutter against it despite having difficulty lifting it due to its weight and minimum length of its blade. The stance changes into a charge, as he attempts to leap for a downward slash.
VPP: Darmanitan @ Level 100: 3,132

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GanguEevee

~Calamity Trigger~

Age 19
Female
Bronx, NY
Seen October 20th, 2019
Posted October 20th, 2019
296 posts
7.9 Years
First off, Eevee apologizes to the great green tentacled god above for not using her new magical abilities that he has gifted to her for the first time. She's gonna have to make sure to not do that again. Now then...about that safe.

Okay, right. Metal can become brittle when exposed to very cold temperatures. Brittle is easy to shatter, so...Wait. Someone heated up the dang lock on the safe to extremely high levels. Does that mean she can't cool it down with ice? Damn it.

Well, the actual safe isn't heated up, so...
Eevee immediately tries to (hopefully) freeze up the safe, gets out her pickaxe and started to hit it like the pickaxe was a hammer, because she didn't really knew how to use one. Hopefully, something good would come out of her efforts.
~Calamity Trigger~
"O' silver blade forged in the depths of the beyond, heed my summons and purge those who stand in my way! Lay waste."

SkittyEevee

Age 15
Female
Bronx, NY
Seen November 16th, 2019
Posted March 3rd, 2019
21 posts
2.4 Years
Skitty stops spacing out and realized that she was in an open field, away from whatever chaos she had just witnessed. She stands there for a while, thinking on what to do next, only to be interrupted by the vigorous movement of the “grass” beneath her. It transformed into a giant blue tentacle that was taller than she was. With a sudden burst of speed, Skitty runs away from the tentacle beast, trying not to get killed.
Love is like candy, it's always sweet!~
Male
Seen March 14th, 2018
Posted November 13th, 2017
98 posts
3.7 Years
Djobi scratches an itch on his arm, and ends up ripping a bit of bark, surprised to find a sap-like material underneath it. The itch remained, however, which is the Blarzigord's will and thus as it should be.

Noticing the sudden growth of this blue tentacle before him, Djobi reaches into his pocket to find… a wallet. Certainly nicer than any wallet he'd ever owned before, he noted thankful, but not useful in this particular situation.

In his other pocket, however, he found a switchblade. Understanding that the Blarzigord's will is for him to use these gifts, he readies himself to slay the tentacle before him. He is now Djobi, paladin of the Tentacled One.

aeternum

Not Suitable For All Ages

Indiana
Seen 4 Weeks Ago
Posted July 18th, 2019
13,229 posts
6.9 Years
Aeternum watched as his underwear fell into the abyss just moments before the landscape closed itself right back up, making it look as if nothing had ever happened. The man finished his piss and then looked back down at the ground. Had... had the tree grown taller? Aeternum was thoroughly confused, but too drunk to really care about it. Taking another swig out of his bottle, he saw two massive tentacles growing from the ground far below him. His own tentacle dangled openly and free over the ground. Fearing an encounter of the homosexual kind, the drunkard pulled the gun from the holster strapped to his chest and began to fire at the phallic entities haphazardly. Aeternum paid no attention to where the bullets were flying or how many he'd used as he tilted the bottle back once more and swayed forward. No longer having a free hand with which to hold on to the branch above him, the man started to fall from the tree as the volley of gunfire continued.
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