Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

Granted but then he/she steals all your stuff

I wish you didn't have to fill applications out online, you can just go in (it makes more sense)

Granted, but now you have to pay.

I wish record companies wouldn't accept untalented freaks. =|

Granted, but you realize it's the company

Actually it's not the artists it's the company. The company tries to change the artist to what they want them to sound like. Why do you think I listen to underground music? In the underground your make your own stuff the way you want it not the way the person who owns you wants it. I'm a musician so I know about record companies. I'm staying underground too.

I wish music didn't die.

Granted, it's gotten worse instead.

I wish for a super cool looking car.

Granted, but then it explodes when you turn it on (it has one of those self start remotes)

I wish I had WiFi for my DS.

granted but it laggy
wish google beats apple

Granted but the youtube goes out of business

I wish google didn't own youtube.

WHY? granted but their no more youtube apps and many youtubers have to get jobs
wish google cars (cars that drive themselves) would come out now

Granted but they have road rage and when there's traffic they pull out 50 cal mounted guns

Youtube was good without google, google made it confusing and almost ruined it because they are greedy and wanted to make more money. This world is filled with greed and nothing more.

I wish there weren't idiot drivers.

Granted, but then the roads start twisting and turning, so traffic jams are everywhere.

I wish I was a good banner maker.

Granted but nobody notices it. So all your hard work is worthless.


I wish for a million dollars.

Granted, but they are all play dollars from the board game Monopoly.

I wish for a copy of Minecraft.

granted but you pirated it and the police are hot on your trail

i wish for a mobile TV with cable

Granted but then you gotta spend 1000 bucks a week

I wish voicerocker on PC wasn't such a troller. (if you know who he is then you know what I'm talking about)

Granted, but then he becomes dim-witted and the webmaster of PC and spams everywhere and bans random people.

I wish that my cold was gone.

Granted but then you get constant heat flashes

That dudes seriously a troller lol. If he disagrees with your theory then he trolls it making your seem wrong, he's the only person on PC I don't get along with.

I wish I wasn't thirsty. I've been thirst all day no matter how much I drink.

Granted but then everybody hates you

I wish someone would freestyle rap battle me.

granted but i beat you

i wish it was easier to find battles around here (it's been hours and i can't find one)

Granted, but then everyone's Pokémon are underleveled, so there's no fun.

I wish Kurt Cobain didn't commit suicide.