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Alternatively, a high dose of sodium thiopental.

TornZero said:

Never underestimate the power of stupid en masse, Lili.

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Absolutely! Look at the world around us already! *shot*

Lilizuki said:

I'm a waitress. I never underestimate stupidity.

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If you make wise cracks and and remarks while waitressing, I may have to hug you, despite the consequences.

Claire* said:

Now Eva needs a squirt bottle for Solo and any potential Vampire issues. ;P

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I imagine Eva standing over Solo and Ashling, both of which are making rude comments and threats to each other, and then getting sprayed by Eva until they get along.

Khawill said:

Or maybe a collar and a short leash -_-

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I'd say Choke Chain, but that'd be a little bit too 'bondage'-themed.

Lilizuki said:

Alternatively, a high dose of sodium thiopental.

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If we could euthanize our enemies, it'd be a lot easier now wouldn't it?

I have decided (together with Lili)

To prevent Vampires from getting TOO weak because of their weakness for water.

A glass water that is trown on them can cause burn wounds on their skin. Showering just paralizes them a little bit and that's why they usually go straight to bed after showering, however… this hurts their skin a little bit as well and that's why a herb bath is better for them.

Drinking water can cause belly cramp and enemies can take advantage of their weakness by trowing lots of water on their body at once, this will paralize them.

Vampires can't swim because they will get paralized.

I know that this is pretty confusing, give me the time to work this out and make it part of the Vampire discription.

Khawill said:

Or maybe a collar and a short leash -_-

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Oh my, turning into that kind of RP, eh? ;3

You're right, Claire, I don't see where people get the idea that you're flirting with them from.

@Pinksapphire: We also decided that Vampires are the complete rulers of everything forever and everyone has to do what they say or suffer immediate head explosions. They also smell nice.

Claire* said:

Oh my, turning into that kind of RP, eh? ;3

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I never say things with that meanin -.-

Good, now Water Magic will be worth something.

Unless Vampires switch to their human form, which is unaffected by water.

Which is a rule I just now made up.

Uhm… I think both forms are affected… just the human form a little less.

But they still can't swim.

Well, obviously. They use rocket boots to cross water.

Lilizuki said:

You're right, Claire, I don't see where people get the idea that you're flirting with them from.

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It's called knowing sarcasm with an insinuating winky face thrown in for good measure. >_>

Claire* said:

It's called knowing sarcasm with an insinuating winky face thrown in for good measure. >_>

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Yeah, Lili. I...

...Am mesmerized by that face Claire put after the period. It implies demanding, almost aggressive flirtatious thoughts. I might have to file for sexual harrasment, Claire; you're being FAR too forward for a forum frequented by children.

I know, right? Who'd ever think to throw innuendo into the same bucket as flirting? Ridiculous.

Regardless, it was only a bit of teasing. If you've paid attention to anything I've ever wrote, you'll notice I do that a lot. No harm done~

Lilizuki said:

If you've paid attention to anything I've ever wrote, you'll notice I do that a lot.

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If you ever payed attention to general human etiquette, you'll notice you do it far too often. Oh, but no harm done~ >_>

I'll stop being a ***** when this community stops treating me like one, sweetie.

Lilizuki said:

I'll stop being a ***** when this community stops treating me like one, sweetie.

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Why don't you try and see that people have tried being nice to you but you habitually spit in their face! Until you learn the manners that even first graders know, you can feel free to piss off!

Just kiss and make up you two, and we'll get on with our lives like this didn't happen.

Is someone moping? Suck it up & fight back already.

ShinyDiamond said:

Is someone moping? Suck it up & fight back already.

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I personally prefer the kissing.

A-and the making up...yup, that's important, too...

*grabs Lili and dips her before planting a big kiss on her lips*

See Lili, I mean it when I say I only flirt with one person here! ;3