Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

Granted, but the customization system is so complicated that it's almost impossible to make a good looking character (a game like this exists : it's called TES IV : Oblivion). And the pokemon accessories are ugly ^^

I wish there was a huge Pokémon version on the Wii that would let me explore all the regions.

Granted, but Latios is now so strong that it automatically faints any Pokémon it sees, meaning that Latios is permenantly the only Pokémon you can use and therefore, because of its immense power, you cannot catch any other Pokémon because they instantly faint upon entering Latios' field of vision. BOOM. ;)

I wish I could fly on Ho-Oh's back, be dropped off onto Giratina, spend some time sitting around on Torterra's gigantic shell (climb the tree while I'm there), hug Typhlosion and play with all the Pokémon in the nursery for Pokémon.
:D

Corrupt away!

Nothing happens, your wish goes perfectly well. However, as you're about to leave the nursery to find the lost baby Pichu that momma Raichu wants you to find, a giant meteor comes out of the sky and crushes you.
...

However, the meteor carreid a space virus which gave you the powers of Deoxys while still being human. Now, a literal superhero, the supervillain with the powers of Darkrai approaches and makes you have a neverending nightmare.

I wish that my evil darkrai powers(mwa ha ha) got stronger so I can dispose of this new superhero...PERMANENTLY.

Granted, but Arceus DISAPPROVES of these powers and takes them ALL AWAY.

Problem? o3o

I wish for a Quilava to be my friend.

Granted, for a certain definition of "friend"... You get to spend the rest of your days in its stomach.

I wish that millions of Suicune would invade the Pokéworld.

Granted and then Eusine chases after them all.

I wish that some Pokemon weren't so useless...

Yay, first time posting here.

Granted but Magikarp, Feebas & those Pokemon that used to be useless stay the same.

Y U NO WISH?



I wish for an Electrode to go blow up all the Derpfisk haters.

Oh yeah, forgot.

Granted but you stand so close to your Electrode you blow up too.

I wish I had better memory.

Denied, cos Beheeyem wiped out your memory.

I wish that people stopped catching too many of the same Pokemon.

Granted but now there is a Pokemon population explosion

I wish for Pokemon to be real.

Granted but then they destroy everything with hyper beams and flamethrowers and thunderbolts and icebeams... and splash


I wish I was on a flying golurk.

Granted, and even better it is Shiny! *faints*

I wish that Shiny Pokemon weren't so overrated...

Granted, but now Digimon is overrated and Pokemon gets shut down.

I wish that Pokemon would have a crossover with Sonic the Hedgehog...
(I want to play as a Pikachu in Green Hill Zone! :O)

granted, but pikachu was too fat and slow to get halfway across the level

i wish feebas was not so ugly!

Granted it is now more beautiful than Milotic, because of that Milotic is ugly as hell...

I wish for a Pokemon movie with Pokemon than look real.

Granted, but they look too real and cause a massive conspiracy theory that the government is hiding real pokemon! The government is assaulted by tons of rogues trying to find the Pikachu's, and hence they shut down the Pokemon franchise while trying to fix the mess.

I wish...
That Ash and his friends would get replaced by a cast of new characters in the next gen anime!

Granted, and to make it better they replace Ash with Mei (the B2/W2 girl) after so many people wanted the B2/W2 trailer to become a real anime. They give her an Oshawott as her partner Pokemon cos well, Hikari10 pushed them to do so.

I wish that female protagonists from the games all got their own anime.

Granted, it's called Digimon Girl Power. Pokemon sues Digimon for stealing their designs, and then Digimon uses it's mega Digi-powers to copyright use of female characters in videogames. So now, in pokemon games everyone has to be a male.

I wish that I never lost my Pokemon White!