attacks that caterpie can't normally use

i know they can't use them, but how do you think a caterpie would use these attacks?

Confusion
Poison Powder
Stun Spore
Sleep Powder
Whirlwind
Psybeam
Mega Drain
Double Team,
Swift, Gust,
Flash,
Safeguard,
Attract,
Sweet Scent,
Silver Wind,
Air Cutter,
Signal Beam,
Acrobatics,
Psychic,
Roost,
& agility