~Make A Wish and have it horribly corrupted ~

Yohooo!!! How''s everyone!? This game is similar to the one in Pokémon trivia c:

Your task is simple c:
Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.
Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

To simplify it here is a little example...



And so on.....

Make your wish creative and funny as you like.
So let's get started c:


I wish for a house made of chocolate.

Granted, but they were rotten.

I wish for no rain in the next 5 days.

Granted but previous rainfall caused flooding in city..


I wish for a gaming laptop...

Granted, but it dies the next day forcing you to spend your money again!

I wish I had more time to devote to PC...

Granted but you got banned from PC xD sorry


I wish i can read mind

Graned, but you can only hear thoughts of people with their minds in the gutter.

I wish I had a New 3ds.....

Granted, but too many disturbing dead pixels.

I wish I can become a musician.

Granted, but you lose it immediately because someone runs up to you and steals it.

I wish for infinite wishes.

Granted but your body ages by 10 years every time you use a wish.

I wish for a chocolate fountain

i wish for tons of money without the aging effect

Granted but you have to sail around world in a boat...

I wish for a wooden stick...

Granted but you will be stuck in an infinite loop of fake sword fights.

I wish for a Giant Steak.

Granted but... It's giant for ants! sorry

I wish for a Pokémon Moon cartridge and a 3DS! X3 i dont have one which is pretty sad XD

Granted but its going to cost you an arm and a leg.



I wish for new sunglasses.

Granted...but you're getting them after becoming blind.

I wish for a Nintendo Switch.

Granted, and then it will be all glitched up and the games run very slowly.

I wish to never be sick.

Granted but prepare to be forever tested on to find out the reason.

I wish for a bigger mind.

Granted but it can only remember your worst memories >.<

I wish for world peace (is that really possible though)

Is it too late to revoke that wish?...x___x

Moving on, granted but it only lats for about 10 minutes...

I wish to stop having headache's.

Granted, but you have back pains instead.

I wish to become a professional footballer