Hello. I'm a representative of the Guild of Murderers, Assassins, and Narcoleptics. Pleased to meet you all! :)
As one of the word's leading espionage organizations, we pride ourselves in employing only the best agents and being quick and efficient in our jobs. We're always looking for new allies in the field of espionage, and as representative I would like to join this endeavor to discover the next best organization as a free agent. I hope we can get along swimmingly, as my employers are always enthralled at the idea of new friends with which to cooperate with.