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Make a wish and have it horribly corrupted

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Snowdrop

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However, she will only grant your wish if you beat her in a drag race. Your car double-flips and explodes upon crashing into a tree and your grandma beats you to the finish line.

I wish I could animate a running lion.
 

xelarator

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However, she will only grant your wish if you beat her in a drag race. Your car double-flips and explodes upon crashing into a tree and your grandma beats you to the finish line.

I wish I could animate a running lion.

The what? o-o. Well you just made my evening, sir/mam.

You try to animate a running lion, but you spooked it, and it clawed most of your body, and you bled to death.

I wish for someone to get my "I like Coke" joke.
 

TY

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Granted, they are all liars...

I wish i had 2 million coins for FIFA so i can buy a good team (without Ronaldo lol)
 

dcjboi

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Granted, they are all liars...

I wish i had 2 million coins for FIFA so i can buy a good team (without Ronaldo lol)

Granted but your console crashes the next time you save, wiping your console clean of all data (its happened).

I wish I had more wishes.
 

dcjboi

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Granted. A car suddenly appears five feet over your head. You know the rest.

I wish I didn't eat so many cheeseburgers yesterday.

Granted, but you experimented with a new food as a side and found out you had an allergy.

I wish toilet paper was made of steel.
 

ShinyUmbreon189

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Granted but it's got toxic toppings hehe.

I wish for some serious help for TheFattestSnorlax.. I mean Snorlax weighs a half ton.. I could imagine how much the fattest one weighs.
 

WillPowerPedro

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Granted, but Pedro comes back! We all know what that means!

I wish I was part of Deep Dimension.
 

Jiggly Jello

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Granted but now Julian Assange wants to be your new bff

I wish I was imbued with the power to create miniature quantum singularities to swallow my enemies.
 
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