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March Maaaadness

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wait…that raises a paradox

1) If they can't defeat you, they have to be just at least infinitesimally lower than your skill, but not over, because you have to defeat them every single time. And that means that no 50/50 chance, because that way, they have a chance to defeat you.

2) That means nobody can be equal in skill, because everyone has to be weaker than everyone.

3) However, the strongest person then has to be weaker than the weakest person, and vice versa.

4) Heaven is a place of non-discrimination, so everybody must have this ability. Therefore, there is no starting point as to who gets to defeat who, because defeat is not a concept in heaven.

I'm breaking my head right now

I'm glad that this type of thing doesn't happen in heaven

In heaven there's no debate about it, you will have a great time, stop asking questions >:o
 

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They're like angels, you know? :3
 

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ooh so now we're discriminating between angels and people now. They'll start a protest soon.

Actually they have, it's called Lucifer and his Royal Army of Angels. Half the size of God's army but still pretty sizable.
 

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Wow. I've never seen any discussion on the internet this big pertaining to religion without it being a fight.

In heaven, Zubat don't appear constantly. D:
 

Oryx

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Well things can't go against their nature.
 

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College grades just came in. Solid B's down the column.

Okay, not bad. I'll take it.
 
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My grades are all good. I think I can be happy. On the downside is that I got an ear infection. I hate those because I love listening to music. My headphones hurt now.
 

Sableye~

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I almost failed some history test a while ago, but I was one of the two people who did manage to pass. Either the test was hard or we all are stupid.
 

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Well, that's good.
That class (it wasn't a normal school thing) has been on break for the holidays. I'm actually looking forward to it starting again; the history teacher is really funny. Specifically when he's teasing the other people (i.e. threatening to beat us with a stick if we get certain questions wrong, asking if two straight guys in the class are dating, etc).
 

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Hello all. I got laid off at work today. Fun times. Now I'm waiting tables at the most depressing restaurant ever: Souper Salad. The place where old people come to eat alone. I guess you can't be picky. sigh
 

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Aw, I'm sorry. D:
But hey, who doesn't love being paid to keep old people company at a depressing restaurant? o;

...Yeah, I'm not always very good at being positive. :I
 

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Welp, thanks for trying anyway, haha. Well my new manager made it clear he doesn't care about anything, and I'm the best looking person there*, so it's not all bad.

*that's a joke, jesus
 
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