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Oh officer, I can explain.

Started by Lycanthropy July 26th, 2015 2:03 AM
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Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 22
Male
That place called... Wait, what was it called again?
Seen October 8th, 2019
Posted October 8th, 2019
10,789 posts
5.8 Years


The point of this game is to give an explanation to the officer to a situation stated by the above poster and describe a new situation the next poster has to explain. Because this probably sounds a bit vague, here are some examples:

The PokéMart reports 500 stolen Pokéballs. You seem to have that many in your bag.
Oh officer, I can explain. I bought these in the shopping mall three days ago, because I plan to catch a bunch of Rattata.

We've found a Team Rocket suit in your suitcase. Are you one of them?
Officer, I can explain! I'm an actor and I have a repetition of the play Silph's takeover tonight.

You seem to have the blue orb in you possession. Are you planning to shrink our land mass?
Keep in mind that as all PokéTrivia rules apply, everything should be Pokémon related.

Alright, shall we start? Let's start with the situation from the last example post:
You seem to have the blue orb in you possession. Are you planning to shrink our land mass?
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Sopheria

響け〜 響け!

Female
深き海の彼方
Seen December 17th, 2017
Posted December 17th, 2017
(Great game!)

Uh...I got that after I won my gym battle against him. I didn't know he was a criminal overlord, I swear!

Hey! Was that a Team Flare pose I just saw you doing?
Paired with Dragon and Koakuma

PageEmperor

Insert something creative here

Male
with an axe
Seen 4 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Hours Ago
10,942 posts
4.3 Years
Not at all, I was just, well, uh, HEY LOOK IT A REAL MEMBER FROM THAT TEAM! *runs off*

No Charizard, why are you using ice beam!

Distant

the solitary light

Age 23
Road to Tomorrow
Seen 4 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Hours Ago
10,270 posts
12.3 Years
Officer, I can explain! I got that thing from a Wonder Trade, so I had no control over whether or not it was hacked. :(

Hey there! Your Meowth just spoke human language! There have been numerous reports about an evil Meowth that can talk.

"I'm thinking of you as we leap to seize our dreams.
Your light guides me, like clovers swaying across the meadow.
Our clustering wishes will shine fervently for the rest of eternity."

YGO ClubWright Anything Agency#TeamTrivia

DyingWillFlareon

Burning Candle

Age 21
Female
Under a bucket
Seen December 6th, 2017
Posted December 6th, 2017
Oh no officer, I can explain!! See, he's really a Ditto that can speak the human language, they are very talented at mimicing, no?

Did I just see you Mega Evolve two Pokemon in that battlr sir?
POKECOMMUNITY'S DREAM WORLDDYINGWILLFLAREON

*For you are all children of light, children of the day. We are not of the night nor of the darkness. So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us keep awake and sober. -1Thessalonians 5:5-6
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Sopheria

響け〜 響け!

Female
深き海の彼方
Seen December 17th, 2017
Posted December 17th, 2017
Uh no, that wasn't a Mega Evolution. My Absol just got her fur combed, that's all!

I just got a report from Professor Oak that some punk tried ride his bike indoors, and you fit the description. Care to explain yourself?
Paired with Dragon and Koakuma

Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 22
Male
That place called... Wait, what was it called again?
Seen October 8th, 2019
Posted October 8th, 2019
10,789 posts
5.8 Years
Oh no, that's my Ditto, it transformed into Missingno. He's the guy you're looking for.

Hey you, what are you doing with those TMs? Are you changing your Pokémon's moves during this official Gym battle?
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DyingWillFlareon

Burning Candle

Age 21
Female
Under a bucket
Seen December 6th, 2017
Posted December 6th, 2017
What no officer, this is just my sweet jams for the battle. You know what they say, music makes everything better dude.

HEY! Are you picking Apricorns without an Apricorn officially liscened Case?!?!
POKECOMMUNITY'S DREAM WORLDDYINGWILLFLAREON

*For you are all children of light, children of the day. We are not of the night nor of the darkness. So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us keep awake and sober. -1Thessalonians 5:5-6
#TeamTrivia

Zoroark Cutie

The Illusion Fox Skyfarer

Age 24
Male
Auguste Isles
Seen December 13th, 2017
Posted October 24th, 2017
2,511 posts
4.8 Years
But I'm not surfing on a Pokemon. I'm surfing on a surfboard with the design of a Walrein on it. Ain't nothin' illegal about that.

I heard from a bunch of angry mothers saying that you scared their children into giving you their money and made them cry after beating them in a Pokemon battle. Why?

DyingWillFlareon

Burning Candle

Age 21
Female
Under a bucket
Seen December 6th, 2017
Posted December 6th, 2017
Oh that? It must have been my evil rival look-alike, she's always trying to get me in trouble with stuff like this. *gives the children candy*

Oi, was that an Egg you just brought into the Battle Frontier???
POKECOMMUNITY'S DREAM WORLDDYINGWILLFLAREON

*For you are all children of light, children of the day. We are not of the night nor of the darkness. So then let us not sleep, as others do, but let us keep awake and sober. -1Thessalonians 5:5-6
#TeamTrivia

Indigosis

Who knows?

Male
Lilycove city
Seen December 12th, 2015
Posted August 28th, 2015
29 posts
4.3 Years
Officer, there's a really simple explanation to all this! Obviously, this man asked me to do it in order to research the life of wild Pokémon.


Hold it! Did I just see you trying to cut the tails off a bunch of Slowpokes?
I don't know about you, but I could go for some waffles right about now...

Distant

the solitary light

Age 23
Road to Tomorrow
Seen 4 Hours Ago
Posted 4 Hours Ago
10,270 posts
12.3 Years
Officer, I can explain! I feel that it's an incredibly redundant rule to not be able to run without Running Shoes... oh snap, that means I am guilty! *runs away*

You there! You just bought a bike for a million PokéDollars, but the law says you can only use a Bike Voucher to buy bikes (contrary to the price tag).

"I'm thinking of you as we leap to seize our dreams.
Your light guides me, like clovers swaying across the meadow.
Our clustering wishes will shine fervently for the rest of eternity."

YGO ClubWright Anything Agency#TeamTrivia

Zoroark Cutie

The Illusion Fox Skyfarer

Age 24
Male
Auguste Isles
Seen December 13th, 2017
Posted October 24th, 2017
2,511 posts
4.8 Years
Officer, that is just me shaking hands with my dad and that's actually a Team Radical suit with a contract to join Team Radical, not team Rocket.

Care to explain why you are charging people too much money to buy one of these Magikarps?

Nidorina of Time Lord

Waiting for the Sun to come...

Age 20
Female
Canterlot
Seen October 21st, 2016
Posted August 21st, 2016
797 posts
4.6 Years
What? These are actually Mew Kittens that used Transform and turned into Magikarp! They're valuable, I swear!
Haha... *sweats*

Did I just see you catch a Pokemon at a nature preserve?
I am Fire, the girl who ironically favours the grass type. Cute Pokémon rule!
~Omega Ruby, Y, White 2, Pearl and Heart Gold owner. ~

Indigosis

Who knows?

Male
Lilycove city
Seen December 12th, 2015
Posted August 28th, 2015
29 posts
4.3 Years
No, you are mistaken sir. You see, this is the Safari Zone. Nothing illegal here.


Hey, you! I got a report that someone just ransacked a house and stole a TM, and you seem to fit the description of the culprit that I got from a witness!
I don't know about you, but I could go for some waffles right about now...

Lycanthropy

Owl + Bear =
Owlbear

Age 22
Male
That place called... Wait, what was it called again?
Seen October 8th, 2019
Posted October 8th, 2019
10,789 posts
5.8 Years
Of course that wasn't me and the disc in my bag isn't TM Dig either, it's a music disc. You don't even have to bother checking.

Care to explain how this guy nearly died of food poisoning after buying an ice cream at your and your Sandshrew's shop?


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GengyGengar

Sp00py

Male
England
Seen August 5th, 2019
Posted August 4th, 2015
141 posts
4.3 Years
I CAN EXPLAIN, I poisoned the ice cream in case someone decided to steal it haha *shakes violently*

Did I just see you visit a city in Kanto and lock up a Lapras in a tiny enclosure next to the Safari Zone?
My Youtube Channel // MyAnimeList // Ask.FM // My FanFic.net

To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity.

Nidorina of Time Lord

Waiting for the Sun to come...

Age 20
Female
Canterlot
Seen October 21st, 2016
Posted August 21st, 2016
797 posts
4.6 Years
You see, officer, I was taking Kyogre to perform in a movie,: "Kyogre strikes back". I couldn't put it in a Pokéball! That would break its trust!

Did you just punch Nurse Joy?
I am Fire, the girl who ironically favours the grass type. Cute Pokémon rule!
~Omega Ruby, Y, White 2, Pearl and Heart Gold owner. ~

GengyGengar

Sp00py

Male
England
Seen August 5th, 2019
Posted August 4th, 2015
141 posts
4.3 Years
Officer, I can explain! She wanted my Pokemon to get hurt, because she told me she hoped to see me again!

Did you just steal a Premier Ball from the Poke Mart?
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To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity.
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