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The Official Mafia Quote Thread

Started by Salzorrah August 30th, 2015 8:38 PM
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Salzorrah

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Post your mafia quotes from EM, the UG Skype Chat, or in the games here in the UG, all in here. Make sure to give us a laugh while you are at it.

Ullion

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Posted August 18th, 2017
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I can't quote directly because I didn't save the logs or anything, but the conversation went something like this in the mafia chat for EM:

Charliebrownyo: "I think Orph is the blacksmith"
Charliebrownyo: "He said in skype his role was ironic, and I think he's black or something"

Klippy

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[10:49:30 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: eh Knowledge of FDL is not required, right?
[10:49:41 PM] Delvin Mallory: Knowledge?
[10:49:50 PM] Klippy: Nah, you haven't had to watch the anime to know
[10:49:55 PM] Delvin Mallory: Wat
[10:49:56 PM] Delvin Mallory: Lol
[10:49:59 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: of the -----
[10:50:02 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: wait what
[10:50:06 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: FDL is an anime?
[10:50:08 PM] Klippy: Yeah
[10:50:09 PM] Delvin Mallory: xD
[10:50:11 PM] Delvin Mallory: No lol
[10:50:12 PM] Jd: wow FDL is getting up to GAU participation levels
[10:50:15 PM] Delvin Mallory: Klippy shh
[10:50:23 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: how the psyduck did I not know this?
[10:50:29 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: someone slap me
[10:50:34 PM] Jd: Now that sounds like an anime I want to watch
[10:50:35 PM] Klippy: It's on Netflix
[10:50:36 PM] Delvin Mallory: Klippy I won't make u a patriotic elf if you confuse people
[10:50:40 PM] Klippy: ...
[10:50:41 PM] Klippy: ok
[10:50:42 PM] Klippy: I hush
[10:50:55 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: someone wiki it for me
[10:51:13 PM] Jd: [10:50 PM] Delvin Mallory:

<<< Klippy I won't make u a patriotic elf if you confuse peoplewtf is that
[10:51:22 PM] Klippy: Wikipedia.org/Faeries_daemons_&_lycans_anime
[10:52:09 PM] Jd: FIFY:
[10:52:10 PM] Jd: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faeries_daemons_%26_lycans_anime
[10:52:35 PM] Klippy: Thanks
[10:52:40 PM] Klippy: So used to manually typing it>.....................
[10:52:41 PM] Delvin Mallory: Omg

[11:13:07 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: who doesn't like good old fashion Hentai?
[11:13:15 PM] Ullion (Kyle S.): Obviously you should watch FDL :x
[11:13:25 PM] Klippy: ^
[11:13:39 PM] Delvin Mallory: Delvin Mallory - Today 1:41 AM
> Aiden get nagi to join
[11:13:39 PM] Klippy: When Lilith and the Weregoat get together
[11:13:41 PM] Klippy: omg
[11:13:47 PM] Ullion (Kyle S.): also Twi, there are a few Canadians in UG before :P
[11:13:59 PM] Ullion (Kyle S.): omg Klippy that episode was so lewd
[11:14:58 PM] Gimmepie: Were…goat?
[11:16:06 PM] Klippy: Yeah
[11:16:08 PM] Klippy: In the FDL anime
[11:16:21 PM] Klippy: Lilith wants to show the faeries her powers
[11:16:27 PM] Klippy: and she literally goatpsyducks a goat
[11:16:33 PM] Gimmepie: FDL…anime?
[11:16:38 PM] Klippy: omg
[11:16:44 PM] Klippy: FDL is based on a fandom
[11:16:46 PM] Klippy: didn't you hear?
[11:16:55 PM] Gimmepie: no o.O
[11:17:03 PM] *** Ullion (Kyle S.) facepalms at GP ***
[11:17:04 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: ..........
[11:17:08 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: ugghhh
[11:17:16 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: Crunchyroll doesn't have FDL
[11:17:21 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: nor does Ryuanime
[11:17:33 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: someone give me a steaming site that does
[11:17:33 PM] Klippy: That's weird.
[11:17:51 PM] Klippy: faeriesdaemonslycans.com should have all the episodes subbed and dubbed for free.
[11:18:17 PM] Gimmepie: …
[11:18:25 PM] Gimmepie: this has to be trolling
[11:18:36 PM] Gimmepie: how could this not be trolling
[11:18:40 PM] Klippy: ???
[11:18:47 PM] Klippy: Dude, it's been a fandom since the jump.
[11:18:53 PM] Klippy: Faeries and Daemons was the first series
[11:19:01 PM] Klippy: Then they had the sequel Faeries and Lycans
[11:19:02 PM] Klippy: and now FDL
[11:19:46 PM] Gimmepie: faeriesdaemonslycans.com as a website does not exist
[11:20:06 PM] Klippy: Oh man
[11:20:09 PM] Klippy: FBI mustve shut it down :/

[11:21:00 PM] Jeremy: I have returned from my hour long shower
[11:21:34 PM] Jeremy: what'd I miss
[11:21:46 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: Syn
[11:21:54 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: have you watched the FDL anime?
[11:22:04 PM] Jeremy: no

To be continued...

[11:31:12 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: ok so I am going to get a Standard Netflix Subscription
[11:31:19 PM] Gunner: klippy
[11:31:23 PM] Klippy: Twi
[11:31:26 PM] Christos: i'd go straight for the fdl hentai if I were you, twi
[11:31:30 PM] Klippy: are you gonna watch more than FDL
[11:31:31 PM] Gunner: where the hell is ash and netto
[11:31:36 PM] Klippy: or are you gonna just watch for FDL
[11:31:38 PM] Klippy: idk
[11:31:39 PM] Klippy: lol
[11:31:54 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: I've heard that there are a lot of anime in Netflix
[11:32:19 PM] Christos: #fireklippy
[11:32:27 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: and I am going to cancel before the free trial ends
[11:32:31 PM] Klippy: Okay Twi
[11:32:35 PM] Klippy: Let me just tell you something
[11:32:35 PM] *** Gimmepie starts a campaign to demote Klippy ***
[11:32:35 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: like I do on Crunchyroll
[11:32:36 PM] Gunner: #suppss4storylineCONFIRMED
[11:32:41 PM] Klippy: Twi listen
[11:32:43 PM] Gimmepie: lmao
[11:32:44 PM] Klippy: FDL isn't an anime
[11:32:49 PM] Klippy: They psyducking lied to you
[11:32:51 PM] Klippy: these liars
[11:32:53 PM] Gimmepie: yeah
[11:32:56 PM] Klippy: all these damn liars
[11:32:59 PM] Gimmepie: FD never made it to a second season
[11:33:03 PM] Klippy: ^
[11:33:04 PM] Klippy: Exactly
[11:33:04 PM] Christos: it's actually a live action tv show
[11:33:10 PM] Christos: o
[11:33:10 PM] Klippy: FDL is an online erotica tbh
[11:33:21 PM] KiriyuukiTwi: GUNNER ffs

gimmepie

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I pride myself on being the only skeptical one so far lol

also

[insert snails and horny penguins here]

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

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Muk we have a quote thread.

No place is sacred. They could Ctrl + C you at any corner.

Seth Rollins

Holding on to You |-/

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Posted January 16th, 2017
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i dont have anything (yet c; ) but i'll never forget that legendary mafia meeting

Klippy - eolcfadebclc
satochu - MB fUeTHEYffcREDaf'dc
satochu - MfabaGfeeffeffcOa
ItsSethRo... - ftfceeeadwaadacc
satochu - anc edcctddiano
ItsSethRo... - acffdbefcobkc
satochu - sfsfhai ebdidfahritbf isaeluaoc

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Come and play mafia with us! You are always welcome.

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

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I feel like this was worth mentioning

[8/29/2015 2:43:58 PM] Jeremy: can I regurgitate my life potion onto klippy
[8/29/2015 2:44:10 PM] Peter: Gross
[8/29/2015 2:44:16 PM] Jeremy: was that a yes
[8/29/2015 2:44:19 PM] Klippy: Let him vomit into my mouth like a baby bird
[8/29/2015 2:44:27 PM] Executive Rozureido: aw
[8/29/2015 2:44:34 PM] Executive Rozureido: cute penguins
[8/29/2015 2:44:48 PM] Jeremy: brb sending in that action

12 minutes later

[8/29/2015 2:56:51 PM] Peter:

Mana

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UK
Online now
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10.5 Years
It secretly worked too.

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

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Nakuzami - there's more than enough granny to go around c;


Collector Elwood - I'VE HAD IT WITH ALL THIS NONSENSE
Collector Elwood - ONE OF YOU PSYDUCKERS
Collector Elwood - IS GOING DOWN
Collector Elwood - RIGHT NOW
Nimsy - KIYO IS DEFECTING
Collector Elwood - LET'S TAKE OUT THEIR ORGANS
Collector Elwood - AND USE THEM FOR WATER SACKS
Collector Elwood reveals a gun! It backfires!

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

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It's too long to post, but the whole day phase where I convinced a rando that Syn wasn't the Cop and that I was (and Syn was completely uncounter-claimed and proven). :P
3 hours later and I'm still highly upset about this mockery of the game

Seth Rollins

Holding on to You |-/

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Nah
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Oh yes lmao that game where the randos were bandwagoning till day 4? LOL

Syn said "nagi is mafia" d1 everyone voted for her and for no reason at all the governor decided to override the lynch

d2 syn is dead and he's cop confirmed. that means they should lynch nagi right? naaaaaah instead gimmepie said "detox is the real cop" and then everyone votes to lynch gp. like seriously?

That game was literally "vote first, start a bandwagon"

damn randos

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Sopheria

響け〜 響け!

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That one random guy in em whose username was Elite-something or other who went on a crusade against me from the start of the game.

Elite(whatever): "Kill Ataraxia. She's mafia. Seriously, let's kill her. Omg guys, why won't you just kill her, she's scum, I swear."

Everyone votes for me, it comes out that I'm innocent.

Elite(whatever): "Kill Nakuzami. He's definitely mafia."

This guy wasn't even mafia, was the weird part...
Paired with Dragon and Koakuma

Nakuzami

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The annoying thing with him was that he was some sort of glitched Governor, so no matter what he got the person he was gunning for lynched lol
"Sure, there're probably infinite dimensions, but I'm with you in this one, so why would I try to find them?"
~Neil Hilborn


gimmepie

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Behold the play of the century

Spoiler:

Charlie Brown

coolcoolcool

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Most of this page is brilliant. A few choice quotes:

we search at twilight, and an hour after dark
I still don't get who searches at night. uwu;;
The hunter?
the army? marines? theives? grain farmers?
welp, looks like it's game over in the next night phase

here comes the army, marines, thieves and worst of all...

GRAIN FARMERS

all to attack us

gg no re
OH NO
NOT THE GRAIN FARMERS!
Killer Grain Farmer secret role confirmed
Unrest in the farming community...

Charlie Brown

coolcoolcool

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[4/09/2015 1:27:08 am] Queen of Hearts: How many slots?
[4/09/2015 1:27:10 am] Josh yo: 1
[4/09/2015 1:27:13 am] Grey Bidoof: 2
[4/09/2015 1:27:14 am] Lycanthropy: 2
[4/09/2015 1:27:15 am] Queen of Hearts: 4
[4/09/2015 1:27:15 am] Jeremy: 3
[4/09/2015 1:27:16 am] Lycanthropy: 3
[4/09/2015 1:27:16 am] Gimmepie: 4
[4/09/2015 1:27:18 am] Queen of Hearts: Ew
[4/09/2015 1:27:19 am] Fantome (Andy): 69
[4/09/2015 1:27:20 am] Ullion (Kyle S.): omg you guys suck
[4/09/2015 1:27:23 am] Josh yo: strong counting
[4/09/2015 1:27:26 am] Jeremy: Jeremy set topic to “we cant psyducking count”
[4/09/2015 1:27:27 am] Gimmepie: that went well


we tried

gimmepie

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This makes me laugh

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