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Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 27
Male
Disneyland
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted May 16th, 2019
16,383 posts
13.5 Years
Welcome to the Club of Disconnect. We are here as a way out of the dark times and a way to escape the life of Connection that has taken over this world like a plague of locusts and pestilence. Though many of you are lost, fear not. There is hope. There is salvation. There is Disconnect.

We are a family here at the CoD and wish to have you as part of our flock. To join our family, simply pledge "I wish to Disconnect!" If you have never connected before, you may say, "I wish to never connect!"

Once you have joined us, you can see our ranking and leveling system below. Basic membership fees are waived for new members, but duties and taxes still apply.

Level 123 Grand Snail - the highest level you can achieve.
Level 80 Salt Hermit
Level 60 Sheep Shepard
Level 50 Burrito Taster
Level 30 Child of Klip
Level 20 Apprentice
Level 15 Doof Dissenter
Level 10 Newb
Level 5 Pleb
Level 1 Whelp - you will begin as a Whelp if you have ever previously connected, otherwise you begin as a Level 5 Pleb

JOIN US NOW! REPENT! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!

Members:
Grand Snail - Klippy
Level 80 Salt Hermit - Bardothren
Level 50 Burrito Taster - marz
Level 30 Child of Klip - JaDe.X105
Level 30 Child of Klip - Nimsy
Level 30 Child of Klip - Lawlietta
Level 30 Child of Klip - GreyBidoof
Level 30 Child of Klip - Golgari
Level 30 Child of Klip - Rozureido
Level 30 Child of Klip - Sopheria
Level 30 Child of Klip - Milotic
Level 30 Child of Klip - Melody
Level 30 Child of Klip - Hopeless Masquerade
Level 30 Child of Klip - Charlie Brown
Level 30 Child of Klip - Etherion
Level 30 Child of Klip - Wicked
Level 30 Child of Klip - desinishon

Myriad

Formerly Lawlietta.

My room.
Seen September 24th, 2016
Posted June 21st, 2016
231 posts
4.2 Years
I wish never to connect! Mwahahahaha

However elusive it may be, a silver lining can always be found-
In the holes in the fabric of the sky,
The rippling sliver of moon in water,
The distant glint of city lights-
And in the twinkle in your eyes.

GreyBidoof

You used a Master Ball on the GreyBidoof!

Age 22
Male
Goldenrod City, Johto
Seen May 16th, 2019
Posted November 29th, 2018
774 posts
5.2 Years
I wish to band with my fellow dis-connectors and join the worthy cause.



Friends for Infinity
RPT | Titans | Theme Song | Pair

"Doofin' it up."

art by the churiffic Infinite

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 27
Male
Disneyland
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted May 16th, 2019
16,383 posts
13.5 Years
And now, I hereby Disconnect from Club Disconnect to seek the ultimate source of Disconnect. Farewell.
Your enlightened worldview has given you 5000 exp. You are now Level 80 Salt Hermit.

Foxrally

Age 20
Male
a Torterra's back
Seen 8 Hours Ago
Posted 3 Weeks Ago
2,585 posts
6.3 Years
Paired to Ice and gimmepie
3DS Friend Code
0103-9972-1307
I make memes and other carcinogens

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 27
Male
Disneyland
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted May 16th, 2019
16,383 posts
13.5 Years
ROFL I WISH NEVER TO CONNECT

LEVEL 5 PLEB LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

if i can get level 50 burrito taster im happy :cool:
You made me spaghetti, so I'll give you some early adopter exp. Level 30 Child of Klip.

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 27
Male
Disneyland
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted May 16th, 2019
16,383 posts
13.5 Years
From the Book of Discolations, Chapter 20, Verse 5


AND LET HE WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE END OF TIMES.

WHEN THE ALMIGHTLY BLARZIGORD RETURNS AND DOES BATTLE WITH THE BIBARELS AND BIDOOFS.

As the forces of Connect do so enter the fray, it is known at the end of times that all shall Disconnect and the world will reboot anew. With the arrival of the Blarzigord comes the end of days and the end of nights. No phase change shall occur during this time of sign-ups. All shall come to be judged by the Blarz and those that have belief in his disconnecting powers - and yet his connecting powers - shall know true judgment.

All shall night post. All shall role reveal in the eyes of the Blarzmighty. And all shall [die] in their sins.

Bidoof FTW

→ Bidoof is Pretty Rad

Age 20
Male
the States
Seen 2 Days Ago
Posted 2 Weeks Ago
3,546 posts
5.7 Years
I wish to never connect!

Connecting is unsanitary and gross x:

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 27
Male
Disneyland
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted May 16th, 2019
16,383 posts
13.5 Years
You do realize by joining this club you are all connecting yourselves under a common goal and interest, which is benefiting the very thing you hate?
You realize as a Level 123 Grand Snail, I can literally melt your posts into nothingness!?

I wish to never connect!

Connecting is unsanitary and gross x:
Welcome, Level 5 Pleb!

Draskk

Male
IN MY OWN DOJO
Seen August 16th, 2018
Posted March 16th, 2016
309 posts
5.8 Years
Listen you feeble-minded human
Working together is more productive than splitting
Your words mean nothing if you dont have somone else to back them up
Dark Underground

"They never allow prey to escape. Their jaws are so powerful, they can crush the body of an automobile."

Straight forum the UndergroundMelodyNagi

Klippy

L E G E N D of

Age 27
Male
Disneyland
Seen 1 Week Ago
Posted May 16th, 2019
16,383 posts
13.5 Years
y a wn
This is considered a legally verbal binding agreement to join the Club of Disconnect. Welcome Level 5, Pleb!

I wish to disconnect from the disconnect so that I can disconnect while I disconnect.
This is considered a legally verbal binding agreement to join the Club of Disconnect. Welcome Level 5, Pleb!

Cults are fun.

I wish to never connect!
Welcome, Level 5 Pleb! This is no cult, but true salvation!

Salzorrah

grassium Z

Age 21
Female
Floaroma Town, Sinnoh
Seen 1 Day Ago
Posted 1 Week Ago
6,372 posts
8.6 Years
YOU HEATHEN! HOW DARE YOU! THIS IS JUST SOME LAME BOYCOTT FOR MY NEW MAFIA GAME. YOU SHALL BE PUNISHED FOR YOUR DISCONNECTION, KLIPPY.
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