Corrupt a Wish

Granted, and its ability after mega evolution is truant.

I wish for a shiny rapidash on my current crystal playthrough.

Granted but Castelia is the only city in Unova now
I wish there was Pokemon ultra sun and moon for DS

Granted, but they have graphic of original Pokémon Green and you can't save in them.

I wish Audino had baby pre-evolution.

Granted, and it looks nothing like Audino, it doesn't even look as good as Muk.

I wish I had a real Charmander that I could control and cuddle.

Granted, but it burns down your whole country.

I wish I could play Pokémon Sapphire for the first time again.

Granted, but all your encounters will be Level 5 Magikarp with a catch rate of 3.

I wish I could get better at competitive Pokemon.

Granted, but your stuck facing me forever, and I'm not very challenging.

I wish for a ticket to the Hoenn Battle Frontier

Granted, but you will get shipwrecked on the way there and end up stranded on Zoobat Woobat island.

I wish for more storage space for bag items in gens 1-2

Granted, but the bag now looks ridiculously huge to accommodate for all the extra storage space. That'd make the trainer sprites preeetty distracting to look at, don't you think? xD

I wish Lava Cookies were real. Just imagine how yummy they'd be!

Granted but regular chocolate chip cookies now no longer exist.

I wish that Professor Oak could remember his grandson's name.

Granted, but he can only say his grandson's name.

I wish Komala had more types of logs to hold.

Granted, but there are so many logs that you can't see his sprite. It just looks like a log cabin.

I wish to find a beautifully made, big crochet Dragonite on the web for a reasonable price that I can purchase and display in my home.

Granted but it is Shiny Dragonite.

I wish that Mega Lucario had a better Shiny sprite.

How COULD you do that to my Dragonite?! That's so cruel!

Okay, granted Lucario has a great shiny... but Lilligant's shiny been changed too, its an awful gunky grey and brown with strange spots that look like measles.

I wish for a spin-off series that is a prequel to Lucario and the Mystery of Mew, it tells the story of how he became an Aura Gaurdian and was trained by his master to serve their kingdom.

Granted, but 90 % of the episodes is just shot of Camaron Palace.

I wish they made Pokémon TCG with plushies.

Granted but they are extremely expensive.
(Oh No, Poor Shiny Lilligant)

I wish that Lilligant had a more extensive movepool.

Granted, but now she gets slow start as her primary ability and truant as her hidden ability.

I wish I could sing as well as Jigglypuff, while still being human and able to speak normal.

Granted, but no one can hear you sing!

I wish I could play the 3DS games.

Granted, but the only 3ds games you can get are not Pokemon ones.

I wish that Incineroar had remained a svelte quadruped like his pre-evolutions.

Granted, but Incineroar is now a wolf rather than a tiger. =p

I wish shiny Garchomp had a more distinctive color scheme.