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Old October 9th, 2010 (11:10 AM). Edited October 24th, 2010 by NiKaNoRoU.
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    Hello everyone, this is my first LP and it features one of the best hacks ever made, Azure horizons, with Frostbite being the author, getting all the credits etc.
    It will receive weekly updates, I hope.

    Here goes.

    There is a pun system on this LP.
    At the end of each part, a choice is provided to the readers, and depending on the majority of the votes, the winning choice defines the puns on the upcoming update.

    Part 1: Benevolent Malevolence


    That's a great Tittlescreen. I really hope I got some kind of outdated version, or I WANT THAT SUICUNE BACK FROM VACATION.

    I'm going to skip this bot's introduction, something that greatly pleases me.
    I repeat, he's a bot.

    So I decided to be a girl.

    On second thought...

    Classy, eh? well some people say it IS a girl's name.

    And it's your turn.
    What's your name?

    I spy with my little eye...

    A Scyther? I sure want to get one.
    Better get going downstairs, now then... I assigned to some sort of emergency organization?

    That's what I thought when they asked me to name my rival.
    ...later on, he left for that emergency.

    He's my rival, not my friend, duh. what's with all of you bending these two roles?
    I bet he's a nutcase, though. Pft, emergency organizations...

    Let's go out, now then:

    Just joking. it's Greenwood Town, something about seeds.

    Does he have a Scyther?

    Let's not mention his name-

    Hey, we're rivals. I'm supposed to be trouble for him.

    anyway, I should be leaving now. I bet no one's guarding the exit.

    Awesome. Here we g--

    Now i need to run and get away before--

    Huh, he must be a ninja.
    ....I shouldn't be going out without a...tan?

    Anyway, what do you want?


    It was the script! The script made me do it!

    You're a scientist. What happened to your scientific tools?
    Oh wait, you're a ninja.

    You assigned three pokemon for two people? For a scientist, you suck at math.
    Oh wait, you're a ninja.

    Hell no. I want the type advantage.

    See? rivals have rights, too!

    Hey, are you by any chance having a dual personality?
    Like, Bee and noo?

    Nevermind. I can beat you with my eyes closed.
    I'm going to pick now...

    Okay guys, it's up to you now. Starter and name. I can beat that guy anyway.

    Next time: Let's get mild!

    Your knight from the plane of light

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    Old October 9th, 2010 (11:19 AM).
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    That script man, it's out to get you.

    I say choose Treecko and name him Mello, just look at that guy and his chillness.

    Suit Up!

    "pps new screenie" - No, really shut up yuoaman.

    Haaave you read my LP?
    Pokémon Quartz - The only one of mine really worth reading.

    What about my [Un]Abridged series?
    Aquaman the Unabridged Parody Series - Language warning.

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    Old October 9th, 2010 (12:16 PM).
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    The Kazuka Party is for curry!
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      looks interesting so far.

      You should get a Mudkip and name it "No"

      Yay for memes!

      ^ This one is 500 px long for sure
      Old October 9th, 2010 (8:24 PM).
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        You should get a Torchic and call it "loliwin". :D

        This is looking great. It is humorous as well! XD There is some spelling errors, like "tittlescreen" should be "title screen" on the first screen.

        Keep it up. XD

        It’s not X you should worry about - it’s me!

        Old October 9th, 2010 (9:06 PM).
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        Mudkip and name him/her Ninjakip. Or just plain Ninja.

        Loving this LP. Loving it.
        Old October 10th, 2010 (12:44 AM).
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          Get a Treecko, name him "KillNinja" and make him kill ninjas and stuff

          I've been longing for...
          daisies to push through the floor
          And I wish plant life would grow all around me
          So I won't feel dead anymore

          OWLsee you around

          Old October 10th, 2010 (2:38 AM).
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            I was a little sad when you didn't take advantage of "I assembled these Pokémon". That line was just waiting to get commented on.
            That aside, good job on your first LP.
            I suck at coming up with names, but I will suggest you take Torchic. Reason:


            Hell yeah.

            Thanks to インフェルノの津波 for the sig.
            Old October 10th, 2010 (9:48 AM).
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              Not bad... not bad...
              That repetitive ninja joke was the funniest thing in this whole LP.
              About the starter, don't know, just choose for yourself...

              the Dragon master

              -Gifted with powers of the Viridian forest
              -Telepathically communicates with Pokémon
              -Heals their wounds
              -Controls Dragon Pokémon
              Old October 24th, 2010 (12:07 AM). Edited October 24th, 2010 by NiKaNoRoU.
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                Kholdy's reason convinced me enough. The picture also made me think of a name.
                so here goes, Part 2:

                There is a pun system on this LP.
                At the end of each part, a choice is provided to the readers, and depending on the majority of the votes, the winning choice defines the puns on the upcoming update.

                Part 2: Let's get mild!

                << First


                I'll take you. I'll squish you when it's dark and you'll spit faiarbols.

                And the name is...

                It's a boy, for God's sake, not a chick.

                So I herd u liek...

                ...that thing.

                My pokemon haz ballz of fire. Beat that.

                I gotta go ask ninja boy to also give me Treecko. It's gonna stay here if I don't act anyway, so...

                RUN! Run for your pants!

                Pant...pant...I think I need to get

                H-HEY! my legs won't move!
                I...I feel someone approaching...
                D-don't tell me it's...

                T-Those footsteps behind me...
       must be a RATTATA...yeah...
                ...good Rodent...
                AARGH! This tension is killing me! and I can't turn around! I'm so paralyzed!

                YES! I CAN TURN NOW! It's...

                Oh, it's you.
                ...I preferred a RATTATA.

                Yes, you're right, forgot about that.
                PITCHBOY, this might hurt a bit, but it's for your own g--

                Oh, you meant that...?

                Wait, we didn't use to have a Pokemon back then.
                This isn't about that candy I stole from you, right?

                I won't marry you.

                Pft, so cynical. Alright, let's do this.

                Yes, yes, now stop delaying my victory.

                Wait, I thought you were new at this, too...

                It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal. I'm better.


                Scratch? Why the heck scratch? what do you scratch with?
                Off-topic: this question goes to

                That's Mudkip's line, I guess. You're weird.

                This can't be true...

                For people with stiff minds; I'm not calling out my rival.

                Leave me alone. I want to press "NEW GAME".

                there you go again, how come you're not a newbie at this?

                You mean grind? Forget about it.
                I already have something in mind for PITCHBOY:

                Yes, losing is awesome.

                Nononono, Bennnoooo. Not a chance.

                Is that some kind of ninja scroll document?


                PITCHBOY is programmed to heal itself.
                Take that.

                Let's see where the road leads me to.
                The farther from Alder, the better.

                Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.
                Wait, something smells bad.

                You know what? you're so right. That's what I was telling my rival a while ago.
                He lost to me, of course. That wimp. He can't take care of his pokemon at all.

                You must be the one producing that bad smell, right?

                No thanks.




                Believe me, if it WAS in my will, PITCHBOY would be chewing your toes off right now.

                Thank God for errands. Bye.

                !@^&##@$GSWT#%@ gymbattlepitchboylevelupbadgeprestigewomanizerhmrivalsucks

                Can you do that?
                Then how do people get fired?

                Your owner must be proud.

                ...stubborn, yeah, I know.
                But you don't have to block the road, too, moron.

                Anyway, I better go check out the Mart, I need to buy stuff so I won't lose again.

                Do you ask that to every single customer stepping in?

                No. But I already know I'm forced to, so I'll pass.
                Whoever thanks God for errands is stupid~

                So, what do we do now?
                a) Open the parcel (do not choose if parcel is ticking)
                b) Deliver it to nwjfvsldbswuqalder
                c) Throw it away and play poker

                Next time: Runaway Faraway


                Your knight from the plane of light
                Old October 24th, 2010 (2:07 AM).
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                  Choose C.
                  It's the most wisest of all.

                  pair: Sheep
                  Old October 24th, 2010 (2:42 AM).
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                    Nice walkthrough. I would prefer Torchic and give him/her the name Torchman or whatever!

                    "I wanna be the very best like no one ever was, to catch them is my real test, to train them is my course!"
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