Its Super "Defective"!

Okay this is meant to be a pun on the "super effective" thread (hopefully it'll be taken in good spirits {XD}).

I was wondering what if instead of a Super Effective move, a Pokemon were to use a move that was Ineffective or Weak against the foe.

The Rules (more or less the same as on the "super effective" thread):-

You can ONLY use a move that is either INEFFECTIVE or WEAK against the opponent Pokemon.
Abilities don't apply.
Items don't apply either.
Consecutive posts cannot use the same Move or Pokemon.
Not exactly a rule, but follow the (failed) move with a funny statement, like what the Pokemon does after the move fails.

Okay I'll start.

Come on Luxray use Thunderbolt!

Oops, no Pokemon in vicinity (coz obviously, I can't start the game :P). Luxray looks at me with a sheepish smile.

Pika Pika :chu:

Do an Ash with Wing Attack Fletchling!

Go Marowak, Bonemerang

Marowak's Bonemerang boomerang's back & knocks it out instead.

Pika Pika :chu:

Arbok use Poison Sting.

It is not very effective!

Whimsicott attack it with Energy Ball.

The attack failed miserably.

Squirtle use water gun!

Whimsicott grew stronger!

Articuno, go and get that Squirtle with your Powder Snow attack! ...Huh? WHAT?! Squirtle literally ate the Powder Snow, as if it were ice cream! O_O

Now it's laughing at us... ;~;

Diglett attempts a dig attack, but it can't hit the flying Articuno!

Cinccino, use a Thunderbolt on that Diglett!

Sableye use Shadow Ball.

It had no effect whatsoever & Sableye was left scratching its head.

Pika Pika :chu:

Alakazam! Use Confusion to pick it up!
What?! Alakazam, what's wrong?! It hit the rock behind it!

Gardevoir, attack with Focus Blast!

The attack missed...and hit Alakazam's trainer instead! Oops!

Emboar use your Hammer Arm

The attack did very little damage.

Snivy! Whip it good with Vine Whip!

Snivy was Badly Burned! He Was Burnt Alive!

Go Buizel, Aqua Jet

Snivy was revived.

Pika Pika :chu:

Vaporeon, use Scald!

Not only does it not do much damage, but this Buizel has its Hidden Ability Water Veil, so I can't even hope for a burn! Dang it!

Azumarill, use Bubble!
Vaporeon regained health due to Water Absorb.
Flippin' ineffective bubbles.

Liepard used Night Slash, that was a fail.

Gastly used Lick! -1 HP! And no Paralysis! :'D

Zoroark Faint Attack

Its Super Defective, actually