Okay... I've seen some random polls in my day, and I let quite a bit slide, but this is one of those bodily function ones we just don't need to know about. It's gross, if you ask me, and I'm sure others will agree.
So, I'm actually going to get off my lazy indecisive butt for once and close this one. Try posting a better poll next time. If you want to dispute, PM me. I don't bite... not really. >D